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@boganodawn
A simple green onion will rock your world
everything is up for interpretation. except for what i say. that must be understood exactly as i meant it
Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
Fellas… the creator of Veggietales has seen it
always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem
For those who don’t know. MSG is just seaweed extract. It’s a racist campaign to make us scared of seaweed. And it makes food taste better. Some of y'all scared of tasty seaweed cause you believe racists.
All the people in the notes claiming to suffer from/have relatives with MSG allergies are utterly playing themselves because MSG allergies are a myth. Any sensitivity you think you have to MSG’s is coming from a different ingredient in the product, or is placebo.
Screenshots from the Healthline article if people can’t open the link. It’s not hard to find information that supports this all across the web as well.
You’re not likely to experience any sort of sensitivity to MSG in regular amounts that you would find in food.
It’s more likely that if you do experience sensitivities or allergies, it’s because of something else in the product.
MSG is quite literally as harmless to you as table salt. Stop being racists and start actually enjoying the food available to you.
MSG when used as a seasoning may be sourced from seaweed, but it’s naturally occurring in all kinds of food!! Any time tomatoes meet table salt, msg is made. There’s MSG in mushrooms!!
Even if you never eat foods with added MSG, you’re likely eating it just because it is a normal type of salt that naturally occurs in lots of food!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go eat some tomato soup in which msg has naturally formed because there’s tomatoes in it and salt. And I’m going to add some extra MSG because it brings out the flavor even more and it’s a nice lower sodium way to make things delicious!!
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
are you a medieval silk road merchant
i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
Posting hole
yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.
I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?
not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch
ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE
SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE
4000cc breast implants :)
I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.
#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals
i think it's great that people who've suffered religious trauma feel a connection to anakin. i also think it's deeply troubling that the majority of them are either unable to recognize or unwilling to admit that the religion he was indoctrinated into and abused by was the sith and not, in fact, the jedi.
i know it's easy to look at anakin's descent into darkness as he strays further from the jedi teachings and think "hey, that's how i felt disconnecting from my oppressive religion", but his darkness isn't coming from the mindfuck of exercising autonomy for the first time and wondering if you're doing it right.
anakin's darkness is coming from the atrocities he's committed in the past and the ones he finds himself more and more willing to commit the further he falls. it's coming from the fear and pain of a traumatic childhood of slavery on tatooine. it's coming from selfishness and hatred and a lust for power, because the only way he knows how to feel safe is to crush everyone he perceives as a threat - you know, kind of like the religion that traumatized you.
and that is exactly what the jedi tried to steer him away from. it's exactly what the jedi teachings are there to prevent. they wanted him to find peace in himself, and balance, and serenity. it was palpatine who saw his fear and uncertainty and stoked those flames until they grew into anger and hatred.
anakin didn't leave his oppressive, traumatizing religion behind. he ran toward it headfirst, and that is why he became vader. that is why he had a miserable life. that is why he lost everything.
anakin skywalker is a tragedy, and he was indoctrinated, manipulated, and abused, but it was not by the jedi.
biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"
made a flowchart
uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
tormented girl fall
tormented girl fall
this one’s for you @southfarthing