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@bohemif
Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones
give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents
okay i know i literally just said idc about this but the two cents are getting real sweaty in my hands. what the fuck is up with the bolaire discourse that keeps floating past my dash.
yes, he murders people, no he doesn't need to. yes, it's possible for him to find willing hosts he would wear for a time and then let go. no, he doesn't do that. yes, this is an extremely morally questionable choice he's making. yes, it makes him a very unreliable narrator.
guys. i thought this was why we liked him. hello?? i genuinely don't understand the urge to say "he didn't do anything wrong!!" because well, he did. he's actively doing it. i ALSO don't understand the callout posts saying "this thing he's doing is morally bad. this means i don't like him as a character." like are those not completely seperate issues.
i genuinely don't think taliesin is playing him with the mentality that everything he's doing is morally correct [even if he is, intention of the player is also a separate issue, and the character's role within the story remains the same]. that's what makes him so interesting! instead of arguing that he's a good person (undefinable attribute + he's not even a person), why don't we instead think about how he's justifying his own actions to himself. is that not way more interesting?? to consider why he kills the way he does? to consider the way he was, ultimately, created to be a character in a play, and has probably never quite shaken the habit of seeing everyone (except a select few) as inconsequential and unimportant? to think about how hal now has to grapple with this realization, trying to maintain basic moral decency while circumstances force him even closer to his utterly amoral murderous best friend? is that not more interesting? is that not what we're all in it for?? sometimes characters do bad things. is that not what makes it fun?????
What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.
They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.
The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.
picture "raimond davinos' genes never stood a chance"
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
They need to make Hippodrome, a movie set in the vicinity of the 532 Nika Riots, when the rival chariot teams were effectively gangs providing civil service. Chariot racing was always way bigger than gladiatorial everything, and we haven't had a good Constantinople movie maybe ever.
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month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.
more of onfime’s drawings:
Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now
Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
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Getting a degree in ecognomics
in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next
*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
@vault-of-amber
It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.
