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Hey Y'all, I'm 20 & Gay I'm a crazy, aloof, and all kinds of borin'. Check this shit out.

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

[gaywig]

@staff please pull the fucking plug already

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[gunzomi]

[trufflesmushroom]

On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick

Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.

Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.

Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.

I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.

The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.

There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.

My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.

[variou-very]

venom suppressed that cancer and rubbed that prostate, and honestly? thats love.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Little Bird in the driveway 3.4.19

[gallusrostromegalus]

Your dog has excellent wintertime camouflage.

[grawly]

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

[ostolero]

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

[grawly]

you guys are killin me here

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

[grawly]

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

[grawly]

[m0gg3t-deactivated20231129]

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

[grawly]

[grawly]

HOLY SHIT

[grawly]

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

[identity-of-design]

My kind of evolution… thank you Lanmana‏

[bojacqu]

Where's the Pillar man Music blaring

[paxamericana]

[vokodon]

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

big ben just fucking explodes

[corpsefaking-moved]

shes taking the clock with her

[thotsimulator]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

[knifefightscene]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

[bojacqu]

Last time I checked Tumblr was calling her a black woman, so.

[bitchycode]

[creekfiend]

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

[taiga-fujimura-official]

cooked sewage is british food

[hydro-homies]

Fucking antivaxx parents

[grrlgeek72]

Idiots.

At least their kids didn’t inherit the stupid Gene.

[jabberwockypie]

https://vaxopedia.org/2018/09/25/how-can-i-get-vaccinated-if-my-parents-are-anti-vaccine/ Useful stuffs

[cricketcat9]

Please reblog, someone may need this

[spooky-cowfish]

WARNING! if you are a teen secretly getting vaccinated you gotta be careful if your are on your parents health insurance! I am a Certified Clinical Medical Assistant so I know alot about patient confidentiality. When I was 18 I got the optional HPV vaccine without my mom knowing. I was confident that she wouldn’t know because I knew that if the clinic told her, it would be a breach in confidentiality. However, she found out BECAUSE THE INSURANCE NOTIFIED HER BEFORE PAYING FOR THE VACCINE. So please be very careful and don’t make the same mistake I did

[imgayjokes]

[behonkiss-deactivated20191001]

[lethecreator]

FINALLY, some sensible dialogue in this series

[staticandlove]

Every time I see Woody in a KH3 screenshot I just get this vibe of like Hank Hill being like, now I don’t know what an anime is but you’re being an asshole

[dankxsinatra]