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love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

beastpower615

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

thyrell

okay but to be fair if i learned one (1) conjuration spell i would probably also start talking like that

chuckdrawsthings

there's a sale on at her favourite farmer's market stall

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

schakira

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

the-quasar-hero

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

unhipwitch

wetslug

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances

wetslug

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

konohahater

goood morning

konohahater

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

thecuriousowl

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

athenanuu

@lesbianmeouch

mikkeneko

Happy birthday dolly parton

mikkeneko

Wait wrong post

asimovsideburns

that’s Jolene

tinglingpeter

JOEY JAY out of drag

rhimjob

egberts

pissvortex

praying that elon dies in a random chimp event in the near future

thesilencedmasses

the-togepi-man

of all the futures that media has given us I didn’t see it being this one

butterflyknyfe

gamer core is so cringe and ugly with the black and red grim reaper theme it has going on, but pastel gamer girl setups are the literal reason i breathe

butterflyknyfe