Green

Bones, she/her, knows too much :)

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[anxietyproblem]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[skaraptor]

AO3 should have an Annotation Mode where you can click to view all of the author's commentary and thoughts about certain parts of the work. A little comment that says "I spent five hours researching vintage radio mechanics for this and didn't even end up using it" or "this is an ancient Hebrew literary technique!" would make my day

[thesituation]

every few years another superhero blockbuster comes out where the preview makes it abundantly clear that it’s just trying to be guardians of the galaxy

[thesituation]

gotg using classic rock as its soundtrack was fucking delicious when it came out like it really had a specific vibe that hadn’t been seen before, then thor ragnarok successfully replicated the vibe while being its own movie. and then almost every single superhero HAD to have a heavy handed pour of comedy and at least one recognizable classic rock song blasting over a motion sickness inducing CGI fight scene

[thesituation]

like you will never replicate the opening scene of gotg where starlord dances up to and steals an infinity stone while come and get your love by redbone drowns out everything because he’s listening to it on a walkman. you can never recapture the final battle between thor and evil cate blanchett having immigrant song by led zeppelin blasting over it. you didn’t earn it like they did

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[mousidy]

we're abolishing gender! in the future people will just be referred to as AMAB or AFAB, no need for gender at all! 😀

[mousidy]

this is a progressive stance, you see, because AMAB and AFAB are different words from "man" and "woman." we're leaving such outdated concepts behind!

[mousidy]

no no no it's not "misgendering you." it doesn't refer to your gender, it refers to the sex you were assigned. that way we don't need gender anymore! you can just throw that old thing away

[mousidy]

now there's only two categories: AMABS and AFABS! so much simpler! what? no I didn't say there's only two genders. these aren't genders they're categories. this is progress we're making progress

[mousidy]

you want to change your assignment? because of what, your gender? no you don't need one of those, I said to get rid of it

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[my-dailydreams]

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[bonelai]

Just saw The final act and here are some thoughts! Spoilers so DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS

Irl Jax might not be out but they are comfortable enough with their Identity to go to a queer bar often.

The Jax locked behind the boarded up door is probably their trans identity

The scene where Jax chokes pomni is stitched together memories that ragatha and kaufmo said to Jax word for word after ribbit died

Jax isn't gone his avatar has just taken a more unstable state

None of the abstractions are gone but I'm confused why they're in a fishtank now

The furniture they convene on has color before it's revealed caine is alive. I wanna rewatch and see when that happened because that would tell us when he reboots.

I think C&A was abandoned and when pomni put the headset on it scanned her brain. The last thing her file remembers is her putting it on so therefore irl her probably took it off and went on her way

For some reason caine only allows 5 people at a time so he could be storing files with different ending points in time (it's 2026 but he drops a brain scan that's last memory was 2020(especially if that's the last person that was scanned))

People were saying there's no way ragatha or gangle would break into an abandoned building but what if gangles file is based off their last brain scan in the hospital after trying to commit suicide and the others were volunteers

Gangles last memory was shown in the spudsy episode(the truck crash)

Kinger and Queenie were on the team so their scans would have been taken to test stuff, pomni put the headset on while exploring, gangle's scan was the hospital, and Jax, ragatha, and zooble were probably volunteers

caine was never supposed to have their scans but used what he learned from Able to get to them and give himself wifi access

I would argue Able corrupted caine

Bubble is Able

Ragatha's horse is named Daisy bell

[pukicho]

I read 6000 pages of books and I remember every word

[pukicho]

I do not ask you to be proud of me but I do ask for you to be impressed, please

[waskitty]

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

[ahasiw-okitowin]

And the award for racist comment of the month goes to:

You did it! You fixed the rez! Let's all just move to Seattle :)

[neechees]

Racist user who hears that Native Americans that cannot afford health insurance nor new school supplies believes they will magically have money to move out of their reservations

[isuggestlandback]

Up until 1941 in Canada Indians required a pass from a (white) Indian Agent to leave the reserve. This was enforced by the North West Mounted Police.

https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/pass-system-in-canada

This is where the phrase "going off the reservation" comes from. From pass systems that restricted the movement of certain ethnic groups. (aka segregation)

A reserve is not a city slum, it's more like a tiny country. Some are extremely remote.

Some reserves are only accessible by ice bridge, or barge, or bush plane. Some reserves still largely don't speak English or French.

[snow-nose]

ID:

1: a reply by roguesynapses that says "tell that to my cousins on the Rez who are 40 miles from the nearest hospital, don't have health insurance, and have been using the same school supplies for 20 years" maknaaafalti replies, saying, in all caps, "move to fucking seattle!!! you are a citizen with equal rights! you are not racially segregated to the fucking sticks."

2: tags by ablednt that say "undescribed. obsessed with you are not racially segregated to the fucking sticks. like. yes they literally are??? guy who uses most narrow definition of segregation physically possible to pretend racism was fixed in the 60s" end ID

[ahasiw-okitowin]

HELP

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.