[only1600kids]

you can always count on dad

[herhmione]

kids these days starting tumblr with put together blogs, custom themes, and a tagging system…………… back in my day your blog was complete and utter shit for the first year

[coluring]

things that are wrong with tumblr

1. the ugly updates

2. 

[scuzzmutt-deactivated20140531]

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

they are trained to be the very breast

[fancyrussiansushi-deactivated20]

like no one ever bras

[rnaplesyrup]

to catch them is my real chest

[wrappingpaper]

to train them are my tata’s

[ensanguinedbirdy-deactivated201]

I will browse across the store

[tanoraqui]

Trying on every size

[tortillapunx]

Need training bras to understand

[strikeraider-moved-deactivated2]

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

[itlooksgoodfromouterspace]

*voices* BOOBEMON

[miss-ingno]

Gotta hold ‘em all

[futchcassidy]

mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby

[nilabs]

[holymotherofrowling-deactivated]

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

[x-wing-flyboy]

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

[steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime]

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

[snailpainter]

Just like my parents

JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

[whatsathemeanyway]

He wasn’t too pleased

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

Darth Vader believes in young girls, apparently.

[verdytai]

Hell fucking yeah

[ourleaderthemxckingjay-blog]

waLKING OUT OF THE MOCKINGJAY THEATER LIKE

[officialwhitegirls]

[obamas-princess]

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20131127]

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

[emosad420]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[asdfghqwerrt-deactivated2017080]

not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

[feline-funny]

HAHAHAHAHA

[danisontnonfire]

28

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[regina-sl]

[eclipsehowell-deactivated201612]

in which dan is a total sweetheart to fans waiting outside in the snow

[finnyfar]

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. 

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. 

(find them here.)

[hirvithewolfhound]

Uh oh…..

[lahiah]

did anyone else read the title of this post and expect some weird ass platonic bdsm bullshit

[the-prolefeed]

I did at first, then I realized there are some parts of the world untouched by our inherent sin

[parttimesarah]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

[sharkpilot]

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

[xhoneyglow]

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

[iwasjustkidding-blog]

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

[committedfalpal]

“That’s one for the kids there”