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@booblo0d
Artists who know how to draw armors or very detailed clothing are powerful
oh to draw embroidery like Alexander Roslin does
See itâs stuff like this that makes me believe that selling your soul to the devil in exchange for talent was a real career track in the 1700s.
âthe problem is when you form a resentment specifically for a âtypeâ of gay person who expresses their identity in a way that makes you cringe, and then choosing to behave towards them how bigots have behaved towards youâ
CHOOSING TO BEHAVE TOWARDS THEM HOW BIGOTS HAVE BEHAVED TOWARDS YOU
CHOOSING TO BEHAVE
TOWARDS THEM HOW BIGOTS HAVE
BEHAVED TOWARDS YOU
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
being in your early 20s is crazy bc thereâs people who are literally married and people whoâve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and weâre all supposedly peers and none of us think weâre doing it right at all
saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like âitâs like the biggest one iâve ever seen..â humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
the gimmick blogs are like tumblrâs rogue gallery. yes weâve got some heroes, yes weâve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of âtâsâ in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. itâs to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals. protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you arenât doing anything likely to get you arrested.
the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than youâd think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity. make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged. and strike. attack.
YES iâm a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but itâs almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used canât be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if theyâre collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that
This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data
Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.
Ooh I know this one!
Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money
TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)
WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string âFuckOffâ. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I canât seem to find it
Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so thatâs good enough for me
@afraidofamericans
Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE
Barbie (2023) ⊠Dir. Greta Gerwig
Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;
âNobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:â
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading âthis is my fight songâ, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth
writing smut like
how many synonyms for âpenisâ do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy):Â groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls donât): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (youâre literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steaminâ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgunÂ
tier 3 (clinical,
too formal, but not cheesy):
groin, penis, phallus
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This is more punk than the whole of punk history.
Iâll tell you whatâs ferocious. Freddieâs comeback to Sid calling him âFreddie Platinumâ when they were recording down the hall from each other at Londonâs Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).
Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queenâs control room and antagonizing their frontman. âHave you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?â he sneered. âOh, yes, Simon Ferocious,â Mercury replied. âWeâre trying our best, dear.âÂ
Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sidâs leather jacket. âTell me,â he asked, âdid you arrange these pins just so?â When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, âWhat are you going to do about it?â Sid immediately backed down. [x]
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outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.
the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.
it doesnât even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least societyâs solitary orgasms.
in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that iâm googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.
this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.
âThis reads like fanfiction (it feels like it was written by a preteen, and most of such things posted publicly are fanfic)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (it has a focus on character and relationships, like the style of a lot of modern fanfic)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (it keeps referencing people and events with the assumption that the audience is already familiar with them, like how fanfic doesnât need to rehash the source material)â
Some further suggestions from the notes:
âThis reads like fanfiction (itâs a love story for the ages as long as you can overlook that the author keeps misspelling âyou'reâ)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (you can tell the author was having a blast writing this and now so do you reading it)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (the author is clearly info-dumping about a very niche hobby of theirs that theyâre passionate about)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (the characters keep getting put in increasingly weirder situations which youâd normally only find in fanfic)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (the author felt the need to rehash the characters from when they were first introduced instead of after several yearsâ worth of character growth)â vs âThis reads like fanfiction (it feels like it had no editor)â
sometimes I wish that every article naming how much a public service would cost (or how much it would cost to repair needed infrastructure for the service or to make the service more accessible to disabled people and poor people) would explain that number in terms of how much time it takes a billionaire to earn that much.
like "it would cost $8.6 million (or, a little under one hour of Bezos's earnings) to build a new public library building in this area which would serve 45 thousand people."
money is literally a social and political representation of how we are choosing to allocate resources. I wish these direct comparisons were made so people who haven't yet made the connection might at least start asking "huh... why should we allocate these resources to one person to do nothing with them instead of to 45 thousand people in the form of an essential service? why do we allocate this amount of resources to this one person every single hour of every single day but it's unthinkable to provide it to tens of thousands of people just once? why are tens of thousands of people (of which I am one), all of us collectively, less valuable than this one guy?"
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
