Not sure if the outlast community is going to see this but IN THE CHANCE THEY DO…
I just want to know, how would Coyle react to someone giving him a dubai chocolate bar?
We all know he loves pistachios (and so do I) so I imagine the thought of a chocolate bar being from Dubai of all places isn’t exactly going to give him the warmest feeling
“Dubai? The FUCK ya think I am eatin’ some desert dirt bullshit! I ought ta’ fry yer insides!”
But through some magical force of nature (begging/bargining/puppy face/supernatural charm) he actually eats it and IMMEDIATELY recognizes the taste and is either confused as to why dubai has pistachios OR awkwardly thankful for the thoughtful gift
“Now why in the SAM HELL does dirt city got them pistachios in this here food? I call that there stealin’ from the US of A!”
“Well uh… thanks fer the gift, sweetness. Yer a real sweetheart of a gal/guy. I guess I can let ya off the hook this time.”
I was bored and just wanted to share this with the world today thank you














