(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty
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(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty
Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
Henry Darger, Cat Headed Blengiglomenean Gasook, or the Thunderer
......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"
*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all
YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.
had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt
told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers
Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
thinking again about vampirism as disability
what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.
collecting posts of this type
mutuals please do this to me
A being ten thousand times your size picks you up and gives you a massage that's so good that it fixes you
The grim reaper was initially illustrated as doing a mundane, regular job that everyone has seen done - a reaper swings his scythe and the hay falls, just as easy as people fall as death swings. Now many people who have never been to a farm only know the scythe as the weapon of Death personified, and farmers in most places of the world don't even use them anymore.
Imagine Death personified as someone doing a modern regular, mundane job. Imagine thinking "hoo boy, this is it for me. The Grim Bin Man is coming to collect, hauling my sorry soul into the trash compactor of his great eternal garbage truck."
french people really drew lesbians kissing beautifully that it changed the trajectory of my whole life
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
50k on this. If anything i’d like everyone reblogging this to know ive read the same sentiment over and over again. I read pretty much every reblogs tags and it both saddens me and fills me with this strange sort of comfort. So you are not alone! Neither am I
If you’d like to check out some of my more light hearted stuff i have a little mini zine for sale over at itch.io:
A zine about tinder if it was good
Thanks for liking this one tho everybody
Oh that immediately and insufferably makes me want to write an experimental fic that uses different coding/formatting specifically to play with the problem. Oh it would be SO obnoxious
uh oh. thinking once again about largest gathering of walrus....
Gaud what does this mean
largest. largest gathering of . the walrus
COMPREHEND ME TUMBLR!: sometimes a video alters your ability to perceive time and space, and more generally, reality