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today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful
Saw this and thought of
sharing it because it is
very beautiful
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year
oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day
scheduling next year’s for 6/28/26, 62826 :))
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T MISS IT (also happy palindrome TEN DAYS!!! in pride month??? yesss)
Fuck I missed it
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
Sharing this again for anyone who could use a few seconds of peace and light today for whatever reason.
when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat
It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.
we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?
If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.
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Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop
are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends
Pffff we’re so scared
You should be.
Originally posted by findreactions
I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™
You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”
it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester
Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey
oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over
This is the worst post on this website
This is the best post on this website
The recent hot VS cold polls have made me realise that a lot of people have no idea how to cool down.
As someone from a hot country that's regularly on fire, here's some tips:
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND! WATER! IS! YOUR! FRIEND! You can transfer SO much heat into this bad boy! You cannot cool down without water!
Wrists under the cold tap. Splash your face and the back of your neck. Fan yourself.
In some countries you can buy a little handeld fan with a water sprayer.
Damp tea towel around the neck. Stick an ice pack in there on hotter days.
Half fill a water bottle with water, stick in freezer. If you use a bottle with a straw, make sure it's lying on its side with the straw side up and out of the water. When frozen top up the rest of the way with tap water and off you go.
Desperate to cool off? Wet T-shirt. Sit in front of a fan. This will nuke it, just don't get hypothermia and don't fall asleep like this.
Cold showers are also your friend in summer. Some people get psyched up by these. Personally, I sleep like a baby, so I'm good to have them before bed. Just keep in mind that it takes a bit of time for the cool to circulate, so your body will tell you that you're colder than you actually are. I find that when I have cold showers I need to step out of the spray when I think I'm cold... I'll just wait, and thirty seconds later the temperature has evened out and I actually need to step under again. Rinse and repeat until you maintain coolness even after stepping out for a bit.
If you can't do cold showers, turn the cold shower on anyway and just stick your arms under. When they're cold, lift your arms up above your head. The sensation of cool blood draining into your body is fucking weird and kinda unpleasant but less unpleasant than being hot.
Feet in a tub of water with ice. Blood naturally flows to your extremities when hot, so take advantage of this. If you don't have a tub of ice water, sticking a wet rag on your feet in front of the fan works too, it's the less powerful version of the wet T-shirt.
Drinks lots of water but make sure that water has electrolytes as well. Stay in the shade.
Keep air circulating. Fans don't actually cool rooms down, they just help transfer heat from your body to the moisture on your skin or the air via evaporative cooling.
Block north facing windows early in the morning so the sun doesn't get in. If you're in the northern hemisphere, this is opposite for you. Keep in mind that if your home is brick, the bricks will still heat up and slowly release heat into your home even after the sun goes down so this will only do so much.
If it's hotter inside than outside, close all your windows but two, making sure they're on opposite sides of the house/unit you're in. Point a fan out of one window, making sure that the doors between the rooms with the open windows are all open. This will help create a mini pressure system in your home, pulling cooler air in and pushing the hotter air out via the fan. Bonus points if you can get that fan high up where the hot air rises; even within a single room the top is much hotter than the air by the floor. Adjust the amount of open windows based on how many fans you have, but generally you want more windows with fans open than windows without fans to keep the pressure correct.
Obviously, use your common sense for these. Not everything WILL work for you, just use the stuff that does and adjust what needs to be adjusted. Some of these will be impossible to use in the workplace but others you can still use. Others are best used at home. If humidity impacts your ability to use any of these, get a dehumidifier if that's an option, or use more ice instead of evaporation.
Also keep in mind that the skinnier you are, the faster these will work. More fat means more insulation, means more heat, so you may need to be more patient with some of these or use them in combination.
Bringing this back for my dying mutuals
Cat be upon ye!
All the cool people get a cat
Yes! Looks like such a soft cat. I will treasure it forever.❤️
KIIIIIITTYYYY!!!!
-Fenn♡
OK, let's put this to a vote:
Who's going to get to ambush Lucrezia mid-gloat FIRST?
Klaus
Bohrlaikha
Violetta
Krosp
Extradimensional Dr. Vapnoople
Cap'n Dal Maghiar
Castlebot and the mini-Train
Othar
Trelawney
Prrriti M'reau
Shocking betrayal by another Lucrezia
Someone else even more unexpected (share?)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 6
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)
James (Pokémon)
Jon art by @drawsmaddy
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 10
Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 5
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Dr. Gregory House (House MD)
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Goncharov (Goncharov)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”
Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is. Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.
Every single one of you is a genius
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 4
Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)