Burlington Throat Factory

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[anticurses]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im your lolcow and i love you

[mrsterlingeverything]

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[themorgue]

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[moldavite]

i want things but i'm not a very reasonable person #mytruth