dumptster fire of gay peolple

𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜. 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚣𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 (𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 19 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕. 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚊𝚝 @𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚓𝚊𝚐𝚘)

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I've always wanted to know how to do something.

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[lionofchaeronea]

All right, Ubiquitous Anxiety Chips, I bet a cool ten grand on you, so don’t let me down!

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

Self-Loathing Croissant.

Hmm.

[ambientradiation]

Amnesia Crumpet B)

(also my Jaeger name)

(also my pornstar name)

(also my mothers maiden name weird right?)

[bostrichidae]

hypersomnia raspberry...

[get-in-losers-were-boldly-going]

“I used ai to generate this video!”

OK WELL IM USING PROJECTIONS FROM TALOS IV

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[bostrichidae]

🐞🫵™️👆🦕

hm

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[wordsearchwhatever]

OHHHH iget itnow why the word trans tho why not like..the swapinator that sounds cool

Answer:

[optical-trapping]

[call-droid]

norwest Passage perfec t route for put ship in to s/ail! inside very short and safe ship sail quickly put ship in Northwest Passage. Put Ship In Northwest Passage. no problems ever in norrwes pasaage because good Short and Direct route for freighter weak of big heavy cargo. Anorwest Passage yes a place for a ship put ship in northwest passage can trust passage for giving good route to ship. friend passage

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[boyslit]

honestly the snakes might start fixing the website

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[rinnegami]

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune