Never mind

[mywhoremywifemymistress]

Men At Arms

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[archerstudios]

[odin-arrow]

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

[inhaletheswans]

“Waratah”, Lucien Henry, 1887. Art Gallery of New South Wales.

[herpsandbirds]

Black-fronted Piping Guan (Pipile jacutinga), family Cracidae, order Galliformes, Argentina

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Alexander Alvarado

[smidvarg-and-the-hobbits]

Why is no one talking about how hot this shot is

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[paminaprosperina]

[bulljumpingfresco]

Minoan octopus fresco

[bowwow-zombies]

Painting after Minoan fresco by Steve Bogdanoff: Octopus - Study No. 1 (2013?), Acrylic On Plaster And Lime

[artfilmaesthetics]

songs for june ⭐️

Joan Didion with her Corvette Stingray, 1970.

[title]

I don’t need anything in the world, darling, but you and a toothbrush.

William Powell & Myrna Loy After the Thin Man (1936), directed by W.S. Van Dyke

[bowwow-zombies]

Nick & Nora Charles. One of the great fictional couples in film! Love them!

[beggars-opera]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read I'm sorry

[rilee16]

But... But... But powder horns don't look anything like guns! They just don't!

[the-clacton-affair]

[bowwow-zombies]

I wish I lived there so I could vote for Count Binface!

[theonion]

In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant misinformation about the End Times, the Antichrist reportedly rolled his eyes Monday throughout a lecture given by Peter Thiel. “This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about my plans to bring widespread doom,” said the Beast, who grimaced and exhaled black plumes of smoke from his nose while sitting in the front row of the 2,000-person auditorium.

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[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[viralfrog]

[parentheticalaside]

My mom has told me about this video multiple times. It seems to define parenting for her. I get it now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Weeeeee

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended