BOOOOOOOOM

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO FILL THIS SLOT SO HAVE BOOM ALSO

[braincell-45pm]

IS CLOUDFARE DOWN?? IM TRYING TO READ AO3 COME ON

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[skellytonsandstars]

New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I needed this

[rheevalka]

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

[tommyparkerr]

and suddenly my life just became much easier

[galaxy-of-stories]

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

[braincell-45pm]

GUESS WHOSE DOWN AGAIN

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[headspace-hotel]

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

[moodycow210]

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[laizy-boy04-deactivated20220501]

I found the original

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[braincell-45pm]

Can someone decode this? This appear if you type in love ya bro and flilped it

[vertigoyaps]

Wanna keep notes from parents and cops? Here’s a hint: Kings of new jersey.

Inputting ‘kings of new jersey’ as a code does work and gets you a zip file. Sadly my ilad hates me so if someone could rb with the contents?

[braincell-45pm]

Opening the zip file is a font file for bro's secret code

(The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog)

This is the unzipped file btw

[braincell-45pm]

Can someone decode this? This appear if you type in love ya bro and flilped it

[braincell-45pm]

Click enough time on "how stan defeat Bill" and you get this

[berrybanana-arts]

I am both excited and nervous for the Book of Bill… I kind of like Bill’s past being so open-ended… We’ll see what he has to say! Hopefully it won’t overwrite the “we may or may not have been married but we CERTAINLY are divorced” vibes from Bill and Ford lmao.

[balkanbitch]

Dipper: You dated the interdimensional demon that almost the destroyed the world?

Ford: He wasn’t “the interdimensional demon that almost destroyed world” when I was dating him

[sapphikatara]

zuko is already a hilarious character but he becomes even funnier if you give him a crush on sokka

[toodrunktofindaurl]

youth

[3cosmicfrogs]

Guys is 3Zun yaoi or yuri

yaoi

yuri

i dont go here/show results

Voting ended onJan 4, 2024

explain yourselves in the tags, i encourage extravagance.

yaoi and yuri are gender-neutral terms btw.

[cosmosnout]

No one wants to join his crew fr

[xx-skullheartz-xx]

you're so right hen

Who Gets Out Of The Death Arena Alive?

Hannibal Lecter (NBC's Hannibal)

Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

avtually editing this incase anyone checks the original post you shouls go check out hen's art blog @chickenscribbles and reblog his art ok? hes my friend and awesome