Brambleborn

Bramble - they/them - lesbian - featuring a weird and perverse fascination with art history and F1

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[bikesheds]

alain prost and ayrton senna, San Marino GP 1988.

[ininininininstayoutstayout]

“I'm pretty mind-blown by the decision, because how you can reverse a decision that was ultimately wrong, but when other people have been penalised for the same thing and served a penalty in the race - how you can then change one penalty, knowing that probably five or six other races have been impacted by that, is astonishing,” Piastri said.

“So, I mean, I've obviously lost a position, but you can only imagine how George is feeling - so I could not believe my eyes. Yes, I lost the position to Pierre because I served the penalty, so technically I should be P3 - but then, technically George should be P3, and the whole thing is now a mess.”

I always knew Oscar was a real one.

[russilton]

I'm gonna fucking lose it

[monaco1988]

[bramble-born]

And NICO!!!! W the interview

[bramble-born]

Yesss Lewis !!! Beautiful!

[bramble-born]

OH BARCELONA GO YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[the-punforgiven]

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

[mayra-quijotescx]

I got inspired

[cossachka-offical]

why does everything cost money

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

[brasiliangp]

© Jakub Porzycki

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[ruizival]

Germans in blue and white

[winblads]

"the new senna" son or "pole position" daughter?

[purplelightonthetracks]

In life there are two things you need to know: No. 1 - Cats is transcendent No. 2 - The clown is all there is

[bramble-born]

In life…

Cats is transcendent

The clown is all there is

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[boccher]

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fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[messymindpalace]

This whole post took an unexpected turn

[thatdisasterauthor]

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

[strixus]

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

[wyrmzone]

enrichment

[artificial-father]

How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?

[saint-batrick]

::wheeze::