Skate Fast, Eat Ass

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[willgrahamscock]

[calware]

i don't think spending more time on something on its own inherently makes that thing any better. because i'm not protestant

[calware]

i sometimes see videos of digital artists being like "here's a tip on how to draw x thing faster!" and it's like, tracing over stock images or free 3D assets from the clip studio store. and the comments are filled with people saying "no that's cheating!!" can we be so real with ourselves for just one second. how is this cheating. it's not a competition. nobody is getting an award. i don't care if Samantha the digital artist traced a png of a chessboard instead of freehanding it—i see no reason for her to work harder arbitrarily for the same exact outcome

[rockthrowingbutch]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[allbuthuman]

[pangur-and-grim]

a slice of gluten-free cheesecake! yum yum

[pangur-and-grim]

that's a slice of gluten-free cheesecake

[fuckedelf]

The blow at this party sucks ass

[charl0ttan]

The suck at this party blows ass

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

The ass at this party sucks blows

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[mintytrifecta]

[girlnephew]

[softwaring]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[blaxolt]

excuse me i never pissed on this post!

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[yelenadelova]

Conducting some research

How many movies have you seen in 2025 (so far) IN THEATERS/CINEMA?

None

1-5

5-10

10-15

15-20

20-25

25+

Voting ended onOct 24, 2025

BONUS: pls reblog with the best movie you’ve seen this year!!!

[were--ralph]

Wait... you actually do really want to fuck werewolves and it's not a joke???

You phrase this like it's unbelievable and yet you're on the site that wanted to fuck the Onceler and Sans Undertale. I'm very tame comparatively.