Breezy ish me

Just me posting things I see and like and some of my random drawings

[grawly]

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

[grawly]

youve angered it

[breezyblueeyzs]

Someone supply me with poutine <3

[arandomthot]

Would definitely watch a season or two of “Drake and Pablo”

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[ask-alexia-halberstram]

((I’ve texted these guys a few times, they’re really great.))

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’ve text them . about my tainted ass relationship & she really listened . she was great 🧡

[manymasquesofthefox]

To be clear, I only know of this as U.S. service.

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[420moshdad]

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[junco666]

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

[geekygothgirl]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[sunnysundown]

Guillermo del Totoro

[sherlockianonfire91]

@theanisplanet

[theanisplanet-deactivated202107]

gasp

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[surprisebitch]

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

[drrockbell]

“Scoob, like we gotta fight the homunculi man!”

[zhujieqiong]

if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out

[kamenotaku]

I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.

[jelloapocalypse]

“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.

[thegirlinthebyakko]

“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[sadmemegf]

ways to make ur bed comfy

put me in it

[sosuperawesome]

Grace J on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[probablydumbrpgideas]

Weapons that whisper to you

[probninja]

Knife that whispers when you should strike

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Knife that whispers where you should strike

[probablyoprpgideas]

A knife that whispers spells.

[brightb-vt]

A knife that whispers sweet nothings to you and compliments how you just killed that person

[necromancerwren]

a knife that whispers to your fallen enemies and persuades them to rise and fight for you

[probablytheworstrpgideas]

A knife that whispers facts about your enemy

[numeneragoth]

a knife that sings “mmm watcha say” every time you kill someone

[probablycephalopodrpgideas]

A knife very good at killing and deshelling crustateans

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

A knife with a sharpened handle

[devourfrombeneath]

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

[devourfrombeneath]

i have never been okay once in my life