Slightly Less Sad

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life"

[niiyora]

hey how ya doin lil momma let me whisper in ya ear

[itsjustjacket]

eternallyblaze

[bri-fizzy]

person from school: yeah i really like ed sheeran and his song thinking out loud!

me: let me tell you a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[boyfurriend-deactivated20190903]

why do people put viruses on anime websites like please just let me watch my weeaboo trash in peace

[dylancarlsonsmustache]

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

[fullmetalfisting]

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

[endreal]

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

[soycrates]

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

[hashtagjustinisnotdead-blog]

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[vanny-more]

[slangwang]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

[discountbadjokes]

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[aangarchy]

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

tweet meme: steve rogers edition, part 2 (part one)

[katara-aang]

[thecommonchick]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[thedramaandart]

There’s a million things happening in the world right now but Jonathan van Ness being openly non binary on Queer Eye season 5 is giving me LIFE. My crops are thriving, my skin is clear.   

[afrodesiacworldwide]

IG-@Thesamurairider

[sonsylady-deactivated20200610]

Go girl

[theeeprotagonist]

I’m literally in love with her

[giant-black-cat-huh]

If I wasn’t gay before…

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

[handsome-flower]

[curlyboys]

Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖 

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

[i am looking respectfully]

[legally-a-bastard]

@demolition-platonic-buddies

[riotmlllf]

oh my goodness gracious me

[frikiskrew]

[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[tikixreblogs]

Um??? I’m reblogging this??? This can save a life??

[positivityadvocate-deactivated2]

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.