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22 girl. Multifandom. Text posts, memes, and headcanons. 🍉. Lara Croft enthusiast.

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Post library ♡♡

[Or master list, whatever you wanna call it.]

Multifandom!

My blog rules: Idc who interacts and I do not monitor every person who interacts with my posts because (1) I have a life, and (2) I do not post NSFW content, i.e., sexual content. You may, however, see small references to drugs/alcohol, violence, or other mature themes in my posts. That's just the internet, sweetcheeks (but I do not promote)

*Not an exhaustive list.

Fandoms

Attack on Titan ☆

Aot as Tweets

Jean's horse look-alike

Jobs the AOT cast would have irl (headcanons)

How Hange, Levi, and Erwin say good morning

Bungo stray dogs ♧

BSD as Tweets, part 1

BSD as Tweets, part 2

BSD as Shane and Ryan quotes, part 1

BSD as Shane and Ryan quotes, part 2

BSD as Shane and Ryan quotes, bonus

BSD as Pinterest Memes

Ranpoe text post

Death Note ♤

Death Note as Tweets

Detroit: Become Human ◇

Lara Croft and Connor as Twins

Genshin Impact ♧

Genshin as Text Messages

Genshin Impact Text Posts

Genshin Impact Text Posts, Part 2

Genshin Impact as Tweets

How Varka, Rerir, and Flins say Good Morning

Venti tweet

Hetalia ☆

The Canada-US Trade War as Tweets between America and Canada

Mob Psycho 100 ♡

Mob Psycho 100 as Tweets

Reigen Arataka and his Fandom (headcanon)

Reigen as a Shane (Buzzfeed Unsolved) meme

Reigen Arataka for President (headcanon)

Squid Game ♤

Tweeting during the Squid Games

The Apothecary Diaries ♡

Maomao the drug lord and Jinshi the detective (headcanon)

The Apothecary Diaries as Text Posts

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K ♡

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K as Tweets

Tomb Raider ◇

Lara Croft and Connor as Twins

Zootopia ☆

Zootopia 2 as Tweets

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It's Varka "VarVar" Varstar.

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I 100% think Reigen Arataka would be in LOVE with his fandom if he met them. He'd repost thirst traps of himself from random fan accounts on his instagram with captions like "real" or "who's this fella? 😉😍." And he'd comment his height on thirst traps of himself posted by others, LMAO HAHA. If his fandom had a name, he'd get the name tattooed on himself, no joke. The tattoo would be so corny: a banner with cursive writing that'd spell out "Arataka Gang" or something with hearts around it. He'd do meet and greets, ofc. You could find him at any major convention. He'd create fake emails pretending to be fans so that he could bombard the convention event planners with requests for HIS appearance. He'd charge so much for just a signature, and a fortune for a picture. Ugh, this man, I just adore his pathetic self so much. Bless him 🫶

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Tweeting during the Squid Games

What they'd tweet if they had their phones.

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One year anniversary!! The first and last ones will always be my favs

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BSD as Pinterest Memes

Idk if these are actually called pinterest memes but I found them on pinterest so...

First post of the new year! 🎆

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I guess this is also the first post of this new year too...

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Genshin as Tweets

Some tweets that I think fit some genshin characters well.

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Merry Christmas Eve and one year since this post! Honestly, the Tsarista and Yelan one seems so niche now that I know that new players can progress through the game and meet certain characters however they want instead of needing to go through the quests in the order in which they were released, so...I didnt realise that many people would not know that piece of Yelan lore where she stole a coat meant for the Tsaritsa. Been playing since v. 1.4. I am a veteran unfortunately.

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In another world, I am, once again, a 14 year old girl lying on my bed, eating chips, and watching one-season romance and comedy animes divided into 87 parts on YouTube at 480p with crazy large borders and shit noise quality on a beautiful summer's day with the windows open, the birds chirping, and not a care in the whole world. (+ a pizza in the oven)

Back then, life was simple. Now, I have to file taxes.

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This getting so many notes was not expected. I just typed what I was thinking and clicked post. We are all living the same sad life lmao.

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Is it just me or are there any other old Genshin players who still play Genshin just for the open world and exploration and not so much for the events and quests anymore...? I love the game, been playing since v.1.4, but man, these quests are getting longer and tiring each time round so much so that it feels like a chore to play. I'd quit but I've been playing for nearly five years and have put so much energy and time into it...plus I still like exploring...

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BSD as Tweets, part 2

Part 1 here!

More, more tweets!

Right book! 🗣📢

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One year ago!!

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BSD as Tweets

Found some tweets on pinterest I think fit some bsd characters really well.

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One year anniversary....I need to get back into bsd again before season 6 randomly launches.

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BSD as Shane and Ryan quotes, part 2

Part 1 here

Found some more quotes on pinterest!

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One year anniversary

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BSD as Shane and Ryan quotes

Found these quotes on pinterest and some of them reminded me of some bsd characters.

Btw...has Akutagawa ever laughed in the show or manga at all??

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One year anniversary.

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Jobs the AOT cast would have in real life

Eren: If this man can even secure a job with his anger issues, it'd be a miracle. But maybe modern au Eren doesn't have trauma, so in that case, to make sense of his strong-willed and hot-headed personality, I could see him being a police officer but because I can't trust this guy with a weapon (trauma or not), I'll headcanon him as a parking enforcement officer. Tickets for you, tickets for them, tickets for everybody!

Armin: paleontologist who specialises in extinct ocean creatures OR a criminal defense lawyer. Man, lawyer Armin sounds hot and extra manipulative. It's "Show me the law, Mr. Arlert" OR "Tell me how megalodons went extinct, Dr. Arlert."

Mikasa: stunt double vibes. She just wants to do the cool tricks on camera but does not want the fame. She'd also be those models for video games. Y'know how they use real gymnasts and athletes to model for characters? Yeah, she'd totally do that stuff and become unintentionally famous because her moves and techniques are just that cool and unique.

Jean: I feel like Jean would flip houses. He'd make 2 million one year and then nothing the next year. A very unstable job, but hey, at least he'd be rich. His face would be plastered on a couple busses because that's just part of the real estate business, and some of them would get vandalised with grafitti (Eren's doing, which is ironic since he's an officer. Everyone knows it's Eren because there's just a horse's head spray painted on Jean's face or the word "neigh" over his name).

Sasha: professional food taster OR mukbanger on YouTube. She'd dabble in some ASMR too from time to time. The foods she eats are either Michelin star quality (which we know Niccolo cooked for her) or straight up "look guys, I made an edible box of crayons using rice crispies!" That type of shit, no in between.

Connie: this man would also be a YouTuber. I feel like he would do a range of things on YouTube, from gaming to ghost hunting, but his ghost hunting videos would never be scary because he'd always be laughing and cracking the most stupid, non-sensical jokes that they're actually funny. He and Sasha would definitely collab at least once a month.

Reiner: he'd work in a warehouse and drive a fork lift, I know it. He just looks like he'd wanna work with his hands. I can also see him working as a construction worker. You could be walking with him downtown and he'd just point to all the buildings he helped build and be like, "I built all of that alone" and then he'd flex his muscles.

Annie: I once heard of this professional boxer who became a cake decorator....yeah I think Annie would follow that same pipeline. She'd spend all her life training and she'd become a very popular boxer who'd win many medals only to retire at 30 to pursue a repressed life-long dream of hers, baking sweets and decorating treats. Y'know, since she likes sweets so much? She'd open a quaint little store up in the town square and decorate the place all pretty light pink and blue.

Niccolo: very obviously, he'd own a restaurant and he'd be the head chef, too. His restaurant would be named something like "Niccolo's" or "Marley" idk some corny basic shit but the food would be fantastic. 5 star reviews on Yelp and Google. I think he'd specialise in sea food dishes, too. He'd start a restaurant franchise once he has made enough money, and maybe...he'd name one of his restaurants after Sasha (idk but that's so cute and I feel like he'd totally do that).

Historia: socialite who models and acts occasionally. She gives me pretty nepo-baby vibes. She'd always be trending on the celebrity magazines, too. Every now and then she'd release a makeup product or perfume for crazy high prices.

Ymir: I feel like Ymir would work a very normal office job but then one day, she'd post a thirst trap of her on a motorbike on TikTok and then go viral and become an unintentional influencer. Historia is, of course, her biggest fan, that is no secret when she comments on every one of Ymir's posts with an unnecessary amount of pink hearts. Ymir would eventually become a rags-to-riches kind of socialite. She and Historia would be that hot celebrity couple everyone knows about.

Erwin: the Dean of the History Department at a top research university. Every time there's a scandal at the university, he steps in front of the news channel cameras to deflect the situation. He's just that great of a talker, or maybe he's just too pretty to say "umm but 🤓☝️" to, and the university knows that. I also feel like he'd do Ted Talks about politics and history.

Hange: a controversial but award-winning biochemist. She's got three PhDs. She is also a sessional lecturer at the university Erwin works at. Sessional only because she's too engrossed in her own independent research to teach as a full-time professor. Her students know this very well because it will take her weeks to reply to an email. Her Rate My Professors rating would be a solid 2.5 with an equal amount of 5 stars and 1 stars for her great humour and her terrible unpreparedness.

Levi: I know he's often depicted as a janitor or a barista in the modern au, but to be honest, I can see him being an academic advisor. Now, hear me out. He cares so much for his soldiers and he is always the head of a team...he would absolutely care about students' success, too (maybe I just want him to work with Hange and Erwin). Because of his cold demeanor, he wouldn't seem like he cares, so he'd just be a really rude advisor. He'd be a punctual emailer, though, contrary to Hange.

Pieck: I feel like she'd be those TikTokers who go onto the street with a comically large microphone bought from Amazon and ask random questions like, "How is the dating life in [insert city]" or "What's the craziest experience you have had on a date?" She'd eventually go on to become a real news anchor.

Porco: he'd be the guy filming Pieck's videos obviously. He never films himself but he'll laugh or his hand will come into the view of the camera occasionally and the audience watching online will go crazy. Pieck and Porco don't know what's more riveting to the audience: Pieck's interviews or Porco's hands? He'd eventually become a cameraman and, one the side, a landscape photographer.

Zeke: I think he'd be a high school gym teacher, but y'know how most gym teachers also teach another subject? Yeah, he'd teach history. He wouldn't change out of his gym clothes to teach history, nah he'd be at work in athleisure wear all the time. Basketball shorts, plain t-shirt with a bleach stain on it...(I had history teacher like this in high school lmao).

Gabi: Since she's a teenager, I'd say she'd probably work part-time as a waitress at Niccolo's restaurant. Since she didn't kill Sasha in this modern au, Niccolo had no issue hiring her. I feel like if she was any older with more authority in her job, she would run that restaurant like it's the navy.

Falco: He'd apply to Niccolo's restaurant too, just to work with Gabi. Him and Gabi would definitely be collecting gossip around the kitchen like they're taking orders. You wanna know shit about one of the workers at the restaurant? Just give Gabi and Falco each 25% tips, and they'll reveal all the shit like you gave them 100% tip.

Floch: Political commentator and columnist. This dude always has some shit to say about the news. Professional gossiper, in other words.

Yelena: I feel like she'd be a wanted whistleblower who exposed some corporate company or the government. She'd be running. Sprinting, actually. Every now and then, her face will pop up on the news, which Pieck is delivering, with an even higher reward in money each time, but in each photo she has a different disguise that is so corny (fake moustache, wig, sunglasses, y'know?). What's more bizzare is that no one can catch her. If she ever got caught though, Floch would have a field day.

Shadis: local scoundrel, retired army general (not so different from canon sorry). He gives me Ebenezer Scrooge vibes.

Pyxis: local drunk, retired army general (maybe I'm not so creative at coming up with headcannons).

Magath: local old man, retired army general (that's it, I'm done). Okay, but he, Shadis, and Pyxis would have the craziest stories to tell. The three would hang out at the local bar or go to Niccolo's restaurant and just chit chat all day with other customers and the waiters. Niccolo hates them because they loiter longer than they should be doing. The Three (grumpy) Stooges of the town.

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Did I miss anyone? I think I got all the important ones, Pyxis, Shadis, and Magath, being the most important, of course :)

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One year since I made this post. I literally wrote all these headcannons down while at work lol.

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Zootopia 2 as Tweets

9 years later...

Ahhh this was such a cute movie!!

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Okay, I usually don't like to say Jean looks like a horse, but ever since I found this random image of this horse, I finally see the resemblance.

I mean...I see it, truly. 👁👁 Eren was right.

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One year anniversary since the Jean Horse meme. I love you Jean. 🐴

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Genshin replying to "I love you" text

Some Genshin characters' reactions. Can be romantic, platonic, whatever you want.

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Found this old clip on my phone lmao. He really said yippee...