Brick-layer

He/they Cat lover

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[hypothetical-menace]

how could you leave this in the replies

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[stephreynaart]

These two must have a constantly entertaining home life

[stephreynaart]

Uncle Stan Visit the Piedmont Pines’ I figured Dipper and Mabel’s parents wouldn’t send their 12 year olds to the middle of nowhere Oregon to stay at a random relative’s place. He was canonically there when they were born and I assume he was almost a consistent presence in the family during the holidays and special events.

[afloweroutofstone]

America moment

[02void]

[homeboygirl]

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

[littlegermanboy]

mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights

[introverted-ghost]

Hey these aren’t exact exact but here we are

The flashing in utrom’s lab (assuming you are referring to the electrocution if not lmk and I’ll find the proper one) starts at roughly 58:53 and ends at about 59:55 it also briefly happens again between 1:04:16 and 1:04:18

The flashing in the lab starts roughly at 1:09:53 and ends at 1:11:40

These are really rough but I hope it may help someone

[littlegermanboy]

this is massively helpful tysm!!!!!

[littlegermanboy]

this post is gaining quite a bit of traction so please rb this version instead!! the timestamps could be extremely helpful to anyone who needs them

[zoesupreme]

so much for being a free speech absolutist

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

[t-counter]

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

[voweltally]

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

[digitcounter]

123456 890

[nine out of ten]

[alphabetcompletionist]

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

[alphabetcompletionist]

oh don't you think about it mister

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

:(

so is judas there or

[ponyway]

[dentiuschestus]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

[theyslashthem]

Can't just leave that shit in the tags

[mrhealyourgirl]

....

[flipchild]

popplio get out of there you scamp

[parsabad]

Bādgir/ Iran's ancient windcatcher/ Iran

[sphinxfeather]

Ideas for a future dream house

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[egberts]

“So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in 5th grade or 4th grade, will that prohibit conversations from them since they are in the grade lower than sixth grade?” asked state Rep. Ashley Gantt, a Democrat who taught in public schools and noted that girls as young as 10 can begin having periods.

“It would,” McClain responded.

Unbelievable. Link to article.

[ranidspace]

The first ever suicide prevention hotline was created in 1935 bevause a man conducted a funeral for a 14 year old girl who ended her life because she got her period. She didn't know what it was and assumed it was a STD. Learning about periods and sexual health is life saving. Republicans are unapologetically just evil.

[elljayvee]

You know, here's a thing: I went to Catholic school from age 5 to age 16. (My family's not Christian, but the local public schools weren't great, so -- )

In 4th grade, girls were given a clear, scientific, extremely bland pamphlet about menstruation. It was Boring and Educational. There wasn't any class about it or anything -- just the pamphlet, provided in a plain manila envelope for you to take home.

Starting in 5th grade, the school provided a small pack of pads to girls. This was probably so that anyone who unexpectedly started her period at school would have an emergency supply, but the thing was: this boring pamphlet, this pack of pads handed to you by a nun, made menstruation...so normal. It's so normal that a nun hands you a pack of pads. It's so normal that there's a boring pamphlet. It's just a thing your body does. (It's so normal that you realize, oh, nuns have periods, huh.)

It kills me, KILLS ME, that this totally boring and bland form of education about human bodies is somehow Too Much, Too Scary, Too Sexy, for some people.

[lynati]

Kids who have been educated about their bodies are harder to take advantage of. It's much easier to confuse or scare or shame a child into concealing when abuse is happening if the child in question has no idea whether or not what is happening to them is "normal".

So I cannot believe that anyone who thinks kids shouldn't be educated about what their bodies are going through has the best interests of those kids in mind.

[aichu-dechu]

Source

[damnfool-of-a-took]

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

[damnfool-of-a-took]

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

[oscillatingheatpipe]

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

Amazing Grace

Pokemon theme song

Gilligan's Island theme

House of the Rising Sun

O Little Town of Bethlehem

Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!