I’m Shy

20, nb lesbian, any pronouns, just sorta here I like girlssssss (there you got my whole personality) (If you wanna talk to me for some reason feel free) (is this a weird use of brackets/too many?? (feedback will be promptly ignored ( I just like them))) oh yeah and under 18s probably shouldn’t be here? I sometimes share NSFW things . My header and pfp is from my gf -@panickedconstantly - they’re amaaaaaaazing!

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[meetthehelper]

by talos this can’t be happening

[evildaed]

please look at the werewolf jellycat…their name is wilf

[otherwindow]

Biblical angels but they’re incredibly jealous. Oh? The humans enjoy that nude statue of Satan? Very well. I too shall bear my naked form of eyes and wheels. Why are you all fleeing.

[otherwindow]

Angels: humans enjoy looking at each other’s eyes, correct? God: yes Angels: therefore, i should form a dozen pair of eyes around my body. I will be loved 12 times as much.

[otherwindow]

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[cutepilled]

“by talos this cant be happening” = one of the greatest phrases of all time to use in everyday conversation

[thatdisasterauthor]

OKAY, OKAY. So I got this neat little tin of mints, right?

BUT WAIT.

The mints themselves?

TINY PLANCHETTES.

I AM DELIGHTED.

[guerrillatech]

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[funny-aneurysm]

Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko

[quirkypaynesgrey]

This is so hilarious.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Vulcan school in the 2009 reboot is so funny. Time to go spend time alone in the dark grey child pit where I must answer rapid fire trivia and have a bowl cut

[tooquirkytolose]

Have you heard the tale of the queen of thieves?

[earthdungeon]

The life cycle of the upright wizard (magi erectus)

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[whatsallthisnow]

Forbidden shredded wheat

[setyourphaserstostun]

[skytier]

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

[craftynyx]

Reblogging for the comment

[ray-rabies-deactivated20150812]

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

[ayyponine]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

[japhers]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

[netbug009]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

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[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

the people have spoken!!!!!!!!

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: ratty family fun

Roll up! Roll up! It's National Family Fun Month, apparently, so here's a fun family for you. You know what they say—a family that braves fake flames and awe-inspiring obstacles together stays together. Something like that.

Anyway, meet @shadowtherat's artistes! Never before have you seen this level of vibe! Chill! Dignity! Yes, their namesakes may make a really weird meal, but this friend-shaped family really does it all. Give it up for Olive! Donut! Egg! Omelet! Pickles! And Sugar!

♡ No ratties were harmed during the making of this video! ♡

[adulthoodisokay]

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