CT, have you ever played D&D? and what class do you play/think you would play?
I enjoy D&D. I play human fighters.
Listen. All of my friends are gay. They all play slutty tiefling bards or Goliath berserkers that are soft uwu beans or edgy half-elf oathbreaker paladins. None of you understand the true comedy potential of being the Regular Guy.
My last character was a Human Fighter named Gavin who made a humble living killing boars with a spear. His father was a boar Hunter. His wife Myrna runs the farm and sells beer out of their cottage and he loves her a lot. They have two kids. Tiffany wants to be a seamstress and Arthur wants to become a scribe.
Gavin just wants to kill things with a spear so he can go home and kiss his wife. He's a dad out of water. He hates being part of a prophecy so much. He hates quests. He hates mystical riddles so fucking much. He doesn't understand these weird gay demons but he's doing his best and they remind him of his kids. He's practical. He knows how to camp. He knows how to dress wounds. He grounds the group. He's what keeps the narrative human.
You get me.
