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MEG, thirtysomething · I'm the he/him she/her you were warned about lol · TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS · Lv100 WHM WAR Mega Flare @ FFXIV · i am only a cool science-fictional spaceship to my brain, crewed by my unwitting cells · PFP by celestey

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @feedthebirds

i'm all for it

text: Don't be happy, be SUSPICIOUS

[soggyfae]

PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR DND CHARACTERS

OH GOODNESS WE'D BE HERE ALL DAY

But I'll start with the worst offender in my brainscape, the beast in my pfp, Aluco.

^ref is by @ chaoticcaprisun on insta, I unfortunately have no updated ref for her yet but here's my girl before the horrors!

Aluco is my very first fully fledged (hah) dnd character, and she's been with me for 5 years in a campaign that's still ongoing. She's an owlin based on a tawny owl as her name suggests (I wasnt the most creative with it but I just love how 'Aluco' sounds).

She's 36 years old, 3 and a half feet tall, and packed with bad attitude, pettiness, and unbridled love for her companions.

And I have no idea where to even start

For now I'll spare going into intense backstory detail but the reason she has the biggest vice grip on my brain right now has gotta be her VERY complicated relationships to like, every former villain in this campaign. One is now her son, another became her closest ally outside the party, and another is uhhhh now her deity (grave cleric multiclass!) Each of these are worth like 20 posts on their own good god.

She's just, the worst, I love her so much. I had no idea that I had accidentally written her backstory as a perfect foil to one of the antagonists, specifically the one who screwed her over so bad she made it nearly her sole focus to get strong enough to take revenge and kill the bastard. Now they just bicker like idiots. Who would win, one of, if not THE most powerful and ruthless mages alive, or one country backwoods bumpkin owl with a tongue sharp enough to make you hate yourself.

Just surface rambling I don't even know how to get into it without posting a damn novel. Been considering writing some scenes down as fics to cope 💀 But that's idiot #1, idiot #2 will be easier to discuss

[sapphic-luthor]

i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.

make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.

spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Remaining time: 20 hours 6 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[scrambledreggs]

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh no

[owlgams]

FUCK ITS CLOSE, COME ON TENNA YOU GOT THIS

[homunculus-argument]

You dig a big enough hole that water can stay in, it becomes a pond. And once it's been a pond for long enough, fish somehow appear. Even though it's not connected to any other water - hell, consider all the lakes that aren't connected to any other water. How the fuck are there fish? Where do they come from?

One day, something in space is going to look at humans the same way. You go to a new galaxy and there's freaking humans in there, like they just spontaneously manifest on random planets that have the ability to sustain them. All you need is an atmosphere with enough oxygen, some form of water, and that's pretty much all you need before they seem to just pop out of the ground and start terraforming it.

The mystery of the lake fish has been solved, by the way. It's waterfowl. Much like the birds that eat seeds and spread them around, waterfowl consume roe from the water, and while the number of fertilised fish eggs that pass through the digestive system of a duck or wild goose alive and unharmed may be small, it's not zero. A goose will shit in the lake water, and through comes the roe. It happens just often enough that lakes and ponds become - and remain - populated with fish.

Humans don't pop up on unknown planets and and unreachable galaxies on purpose. They couldn't get in there any more than they could get out of there, they have no choice but to claim the most viable-looking planet they can reach and start terraforming it. But how did they even get there?

You see, every once in a while an unfortunate human spaceship gets swallowed by a cosmic duck

[mightymo63]

Some fish are also just able to straight up walk on land

[homunculus-argument]

"They just walked there" is now my favourite theory of "how are lakes populated with fish".

[scotty-does-knoow]

Gas station sunset

[edgarallennope]

[lotstradamus]

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[zttjlllll]

是密教模拟器风格

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[maarblee]

[dovesick]

various types of pigeons

[sophie-watts]

Thanks 

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[simzart]

Party Knight. ⚜️

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

who wants to see the graphic I spent like 40 minutes making from scratch yesterday bc I had a vision of trying to recreate the "coming soon to own on dvd and video" screen

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

I'll take your 3 likes as a resounding "I DO!"