BubblyGreenBubbles

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[vulgarmaw]

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

[amulet-coin]

YOU have obtained:

🔥 ×1

[vulgarmaw]

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

[vexwerewolf]

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

[bubblygreenbubbles]

[gretchensinister]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

[leupagus]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[buginateacup]

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

Lesbians

[ghost-in-your-computer]

Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

[crewdlydrawn]

Two bears high-fiving wasn’t an option??

[bubblygreenbubbles]

I saw two bears. Cannot see any of the options no matter how long I look. Just two bears.

[everqueen12]

byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

like what you got?

yes

no

i'm converting on the spot

what the goddamn hell are you talking about

Voting ended onAug 29, 2025

[anonpolls]

How long has it been since you've ridden a train?

I'm on a train now

Minutes

Hours

Days

Weeks

Months

Years

Decades

Never been on a train

Nuance somehow??

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you bought online is your pillow now, is it comfy?

yes

no

it's actually a pillow

it's a plushie

results

Voting ended onJul 17, 2025

[yesornopolls]

Did your parents grow up in different cities?

Did your parents grow up in different cities?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 15, 2025

[abrighterwound-deactivated20250]

the terror (dan simmons, 2007)

[themilanobitch]

some tom cardy out of context because I just think he's neat

[batshit-auspol]

Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

The last thing you ordered online is now your weapon during an apocalypse, are you doomed?

yes

no

*sobs*

it's great!

results

Voting ended onJun 12, 2025

[fragranticareviewers]

I have really bizarre tastes in everything and I don't trust my own judgement. How do I smell like a normal human woman? Like just the most inoffensive standard middle aged lady in line at the grocery store, who has totally bathed today. No personality. No sex appeal. Like the ladies' room glyph got up and started walking around. What is the default smell?

can i be a hater real quick? chanel no. 5 was my immediate thought.

just a fuckin whatever scent. maybe the original was crazy in the 1920s, but chanel no. 5 in the modern era is one of the most overdone things i can think of. you don't even need to buy the actual chanel no. 5 because everyone else has already done chanel no. 5. i went to cvs yesterday and they had a $12 body spray that was supposed to be a dupe of it.