Batteries

“You get me closer to god”

[forgedbywhimsy]

Deedee Magno Hall getting MAGA allegations in 2026 might actually be the most shocking bullshit this year

[rainewhispersno1fan]

no thoughts head empty just raine whispers aura farming

[bucketlebear]

I ❤️ my boss

[quantum-dragon]

[yourfavisbeingmicrowaved]

BLAHAJ is being microwaved

requested by: @ratgirlevelyn

[the-blahaj]

it feels warm in here

[bucketlebear]

No Blahaj!!!

[lipstickreptile]

Haymitch: I love you so much

Effie: I love you too

*looks into the camera*

But remember 25 years ago. When we met, you were 16 and I was in my early twenties.

I don't want to be predatory, even though we ar both in our 40s. So we can't be together

[lipstickreptile]

Haymitch: Surprise everyone! Effie is pregnant. I'm going to be the dad of three kids!

Peeta: What! You're having triplets.

Effie: No! Are you crazy

Haymitch: then we would have 5 kids

[lipstickreptile]

Katniss: You're such a momma's boy

Peeta: I absolutely loathed my mother!

Katniss: You are Effie's momma's boy

Peeta:.....yeah you're right

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

[ryo0o0o]

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

[foone]

Usual reasons

[epersonae]

Kermit for pope

[rightintheghoulies]

Kermit for pope

[madambellepepper]

Kermit for pope

[winnebagowarri0r]

Kermit for pope

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Kermit for pope

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Kermit for Pope

[awhspofjasper]

Kermit for pope

[shark-tranny]

kermit for pope :3

[mahohikaru]

kermit for pope

[spaghettihell]

kermit for pope

[rosey-thorns]

Kermit for pope

[madeline-the-bisexual-samurai]

Kermit for pope :3

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Kermit for pope

[lesbianhouseplant]

Kermit for pope

[kangarooqueen]

Kermit for pope

[trixied]

Kermit for pope

[grassie-13]

Kermit for pope

[lipstickreptile]

Kermit for pope🙏🏻

[bucketlebear]

Kermit for pope

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[slitherpunk]

"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

[enn-edits]

day 2 pt. 2 — song in my language

safaera by bad bunny !

aquí llegó tu tiburón :P

[sad-olive-girl]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65220253

Hayffie Week Day 1!

Prompt: Music AU

Rating: Teen+

Words: 3,854

Summary: Prosie drags Effie to a concert. The music might be bad, but the company's all right.

[bucketlebear]

Read this rn it’s beautiful

[venus-star13]

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

[delizbin]

You know, he likes her better without all that makeup on

[bucketlebear]

I screamed I love you op

[starrynightsxo]

"A cannon fires. Somewhere, Beetee’s heart breaks into fragments so small it can never be repaired."

~ Sunrise on the Reaping, Suzanne Collins.

[batcavescolony]

🚨SOTR🚨

Haymitch: oh look bunnies- WAIT NO I'm supposed to be a rascal.

Haymitch: rascal rascal rascal, Lou Lou please get back here! I have an important task for you. Hold these rocks. Let me peal you an egg... Ok take mine

Haymitch: Ampert is coming, should I make him a snack.... Damit NO RASCAL!

He's trying SO hard but sadly his default mode is 'mom friend', and at any given time he has at least one kid trailing after him like a little chick. He can't help it guys!