they call me bucket

just. a little guy.

[bucketwashere]

is it illegal to post the license plate of a dude that cut me off at an intersection

[gaytanic-panic]

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

[gaytanic-panic]

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

[gaytanic-panic]

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[not-a-choice]

[pukicho]

are you one of those cishets

I am! Are you LGBT? We can hate eachother based on our differences if you’d like? We can help sow mistrust amongst the masses whilst the elite exploit our blind belligerence for personal gain? Just let me know <3

[pitbolshevik]

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

[pitbolshevik]

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

[bucketwashere]

those old men should kiss on the mouth

[n-hospital]

suffering from an ailment of sorts

[atomeequark]

2/11

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

[officialluigi]

Free Luigi

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[bucketwashere]

spn vampires mating for life has such insane fanfic potential why don't you guys tap into this more

[animentality]

[markus209]

mass reblogging right now because i am definitely mentally well

[bucketwashere]

retweet

[bucketwashere]

i come with another

[bucketwashere]

bucket goes global