dune worm

whomst've

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

I don't get it. What's the problem with letting deer in your yard? What's the stigma

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Stigma nose in your bird feeder lmao

[charl0ttan]

"are you kidding me? those assholes brought fucking weapons? fuck this shit" -sun tzu

[15-lizards]

Mysaria trying to pass Medicare for All, Daemons trying to get Martial Law declared, Baela and Addam being the heads of the wildlife management, Orwyle is busy running Westero’s first planned parenthood, and Rhaenyra is trying to take out the oppositions nuclear war capabilities. Absolutely no agreement and nobody is in lockstep. Welcome back the modern Democratic Party

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[visenyaism]

meanwhile daemon is having the best day of his life he got to get drunk, sing a song, hit on his weird witch kind-of-friend who roofies him, his stepson who doesnot like him died, so now he gets to stab a bunch of people in front of Rhaenyra and aura farm and play fifa worldcup with Otto Hightower’s severed head #enrichment

[goldcrescent]

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[bucky-barnes-vevo]

I love posting for nobody #mynobody

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[bucky-barnes-vevo]

if you interact with me you're interacting with someone in their 30s btw

[faeeevee]

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[bucky-barnes-vevo]

Hey @staff how many autoplaying audio ads do I have to report before this gets fixed? This is wild. Just trying to scroll and listen to music but I'm getting blasted with unwanted audio that then pauses my own music every 30 seconds. What a silly way to make this app unusable