take me to your discourse

Jordan || He/Him || DECREPIT BEAST >> everything makes me uncomfortable

[knightwithakay]

it’s important to remember that you can do whatever you want forever (cut out parts of your peel and stick wallpaper to decorate power outlets)

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[depsidase]

[bundleofrhetoric]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[circusheart]

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[theehorsepusssy]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.