BugbearPaladin

David, He/They, queer guy, NSFWish, 30

[sleepydebris]

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

[bugbearpaladin]

Sick of all the men on fitness subreddits saying “Am I too fat?” Like dude you’re not too fat you just have body dysmorphia. Boys are cute in every shape.

[my-dailydreams]

[kisseism]

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

[fungiblegoods]

If spending a vacation day playing video games with your dick out is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[dnlrntr]

(teenage girl wearing a Demon Days shirt walks past)

me: "I like your shirt! 😀"

her sister: "SHE'S A POSER SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO GORILLAZ"

[bugbearpaladin]

No no, I swear this is relevant to my TTRPG planning! Yes, I absolutely needed to learn everything I can about water treatment right now for my session this week! Yes this is definitely the only video or article I've watched or read tonight!

[lewdmoosesideblog]

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[thetorontokid]

I just really appreciated this and wanted to share

[parkchanwoohoo]

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[bugbearpaladin]

Hot Take: I don’t think these trees smell like what people say they do

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

[bugbearpaladin]

“I’m only winning because you’re not really trying.” -My Mom after winning her 10th game of this word game in a row.

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me