BugbearPaladin

David, He/They, queer guy, NSFWish, 30

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[dogpuppy]

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[sleepydebris]

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

[bugbearpaladin]

Sick of all the men on fitness subreddits saying “Am I too fat?” Like dude you’re not too fat you just have body dysmorphia. Boys are cute in every shape.

[my-dailydreams]

[kisseism]

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

[fungiblegoods]

If spending a vacation day playing video games with your dick out is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[dnlrntr]

(teenage girl wearing a Demon Days shirt walks past)

me: "I like your shirt! 😀"

her sister: "SHE'S A POSER SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO GORILLAZ"

[bugbearpaladin]

No no, I swear this is relevant to my TTRPG planning! Yes, I absolutely needed to learn everything I can about water treatment right now for my session this week! Yes this is definitely the only video or article I've watched or read tonight!

[lewdmoosesideblog]

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[thetorontokid]

I just really appreciated this and wanted to share

[parkchanwoohoo]

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it