The MELODRAMA
you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM
oh! oh!!!
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Mike Driver

Jimmy Eat World
Show & Tell
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hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The MELODRAMA
you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM
oh! oh!!!
insurance fraud! insurance fraud for
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
Reblog on a Monday to give them a heads up.
fuck dude it sure is
this makes me giggle unreasonably
A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes
(via)
12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body
You really pissed off that squeaky toy
A N G E Y B O I
Master post of my absolute favorite gifs of all time:
personal additions
The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.
I wanna know where this is
Huh, I never actually thought about dancing in rollerskates. And she’s just fucking working it! Also her outfit is so bright and warm it fits the vibe perfect! A Queen
this is Oumi Janta! this style of skate dancing is called jamskating, and she’s an incredibly talented jamskater to make moves this hard look this easy. she’s also appeared in several ad campaigns!
HER TALENT
Hair length swap! Who’s your fav xD
“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”
Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end
Astronomia 1.5k19
No thoughts, just baby hippos
fun words :
bastard
scoundrel
charlatan
harlot
rapscallion
hooligan
ruffian
swindler
Cute gender neutral things to call your partner
And now for a different kind of robot!
fun things to slip into conversation include
“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”
“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”
“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”
“shit that’s not in the script”
“i thought we cancelled this story arc”
“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”
“oof that’ll hit the ratings”
“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”
“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”
“If you ever feel insecure about your appearance, just take a look at the concept art.”
the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.
stop being funnier than me on my own posts
Every mornings under the car
i think the world is ready to see this one :)