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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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trying on a metaphor
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will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@bugglord
i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
i like this creature
PHEN-228 taking a fat bong rip at a frat party
@mayorspatula @chompzi3 @dappersfm
hey.. look at him. hes snowy
Late at night time to post some updated designs of older fake mobs I drew before
What if the Cave Dweller was just a baby
"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
noncon romance. is this anything.
Confessions on the brink of death a character accepts out of kindness because it won’t matter soon anyway, but then the other person doesn’t die, the other person expects them to carry through on their promise to love them and gets angry when they try to back out. Blackmail held over someone’s head just to force them to flirt and make romantic advances on another person, so it looks like they wanted this relationship. Talks about marriage and happily ever afters together as a threat. “I love you, I love you, I love you” as a violation that you’re expected to smile at and be grateful for, because you’re supposed to want to be loved. noncon romance.
adding to this: feeling love against your will. love forced on you by some power beyond you. love that you know you wouldn’t feel if you weren’t blessed (cursed) by it. love that you don’t want and is ruining you and that everyone keeps praising you for feeling. love that everyone around you gets mad at you for rejecting anyway. love that’s made so overpowering that it wipes out any semblance of “you” that there is to make way for a thing that will love someone back.
funniest part of this post is how many people reblog it tagged something like “this sounds aromantic” or “op not to derail but aromanticism” and like well guys you’re never going to believe why i find forced romance such a horrifying concept-
if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care
creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.
His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he's one wrong move away from getting fired.
Doctor Yiphman treats more patients
Yiphman's back
if i was a prolific author i would constantly write romantic and sexual tension between two characters only to reveal that one of them was either dead and the other had been hallucinating them as alive and sleeping with their corpse for years, or that one of them had a previous lover who died whose rotting dessicated remains they had faithfully slept beside in bed since the event and saw no issue with when they revealed the situation to their prospective new partner. i would do this so often that it would become my signature and everyone would be sick of me for it.
+ just for my own sick gratification i would write one singular work where no dead body was ever mentioned, but everyone who was already familiar with my track record would be desperately searching for any sign of it decaying beneath the floorboards (subtext), thus falling into my trap by seeing the skull beneath the skin without me having to say a word.
*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this
There are Experiences behind this sign
They should make it easier for trans women
