BugNoir

Guardian of the Miraculous

[chatblancofficial]

does anyone remember a tumblr post about like a necromancer reanimating a corpse and instead of being gloomy its just happy to be alive again? I've been looking for like half an hour.

[chatblancofficial]

Hey! Did you know a hollowpoint arrow tip can pierce right through a riot shield? Just some interesting trivia

Maybe we should all pick up archery... For funsies 🤔

[cringecorekitty]

so did anyone else feel like their heart spontaneously crumbled into nothing during that last akuma or was it just me

[bugnoirofficial]

IT WAS NOTHING DONT WORRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

[buggachat]

Btw if you reply to my posts of me having fun with my show whining and bitching about why you don’t like it then I will delete your reply. And if you keep doing it and I start recognizing your url I will block you. I cannot emphasize enough how much I do not want to see that and how much I do not give a shit about your complaining. Make your own posts. And tag them as salt so I can blacklist them. And to everyone wondering why I keep having to say this: I know right????

[chatblancofficial]

THIS IS NOT AN ML SALT BLOG! I LOVE MLB! KEEP YOUR HATE AWAY FROM ME! thank you :3

[cringecorekitty]

I heard you dropped your spaghetti. Don’t eat floor spaghetti, I’ll make some for you! We can have a picnic, if you’d like

— @officiallyladybug

a picnic sounds nice

what should i bring?

[officiallyladybug]

Anything you want! I can make pastries too!

[chatblancofficial]

Can I come? 🥺

[nothawkmothofficial]

I'll bring my world famous pancakes

[bugnoirofficial]

Oh God don't remind me

[deepseasmetro]

if you care about public health in the US - we need your help!

as of today, JANUARY 31ST 2025, there are rumors within public health that the CDC and HHS websites are going to be taken down this afternoon. this will result in a massive loss of public health data and information.

to help us secure this data before the loss, you can help us archive these pages. instructions below:

download the internet archive web extension here for chromium and here for firefox

once installed, go into the options here, and go to "general"

3. check mark "auto save page" and change the drop down below to "within last 30 days" or "within last 7 days"

4. click through all the pages you can on cdc.gov and hhs.gov. the extension will automatically archive any pages that have been missed by others as we all scramble to save this data

IT IS LIKELY OTHER US GOVERNMENT WEBSITES WILL BE GOING DOWN IN THE COMING DAYS. PLEASE ARCHIVE WHAT INFORMATION YOU CAN. REBLOGS APPRECIATED!

[pulpfanfiction]

the page for HIV testing is already gone, but it was archived 2 days ago. you can help make sure more extremely vital information is saved

[cringecorekitty]

i miss ladybug

[ladynoire-official]

What happened to ladybug? :(

[cringecorekitty]

nothing she's just not patrolling right now :(

[chatblancofficial]

I miss ladybug too

I killed her on accident :(

[cringecorekitty]

LADYBUUUUUG THIS GUY IS RUINING THE VIBE

[bugnoirofficial]

Did you try feeding him uranium?

[cringecorekitty]

What's your opinion on chinchillas?

sonft

[carapaceofficial]

Real

[bugnoirofficial]

I wonder if there's a chinchilla miraculous anywhere.. and if so what would it do?

[inoppositionflorien]

Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

[inoppositionflorien]

Update: Don't try this at home or anywhere. This creates one of the worst things I've ever personally made.

It started off fine as I mixed them. It changed to the color of the toothpaste (white), and vaguely resembled lotion in appearance. Then I made a horrible error. I touched it.

I touched it and immediately nearly all of it adhered to my skin. Everything I touched thereafter gained a thin layer of vaguely minty-smelling slime. It was some unholy abomination of a substance. Water couldn't get it off. Soap couldn't get it off. It stuck to tile, it stuck to wood, it stuck to carpet, and it doesn't adhere to itself, so no amount of scraping with my hands could get it off, it just spread more.

Finally I had to get a sacrificial towel to wipe the substance off of me and everything I'd touched on the way to get the towel. Despite washing and scraping with a brush, my hands still smell like mint and feel slightly slimy. I can feel my skin burning from the mint flavoring of the toothpaste nearly an hour after getting it off my skin. I didn't even know that was possible until today. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that, but now I know.

I have no idea what the ad actually wants you to do with this concoction as I did not click through, but I can only assume it wants you to use it to torture prisoners or something, there seems to be no other possible purpose for it.

[cringecorekitty]

How do you feel about ladybug replacing you with rena rouge :)

that's not a thing that has happened nor is it a thing that will happen! :) purrhaps you shouldn't believe every tabloid headline you see!

[bugnoirofficial]

I think the new butterfly holder is trying to slip into your inbox..

[chatblancofficial]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE! THE NEW SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! ROLL CALL!

@lilaceriserossi

@slimshadybug

@griffenoireofficial

@emonetteevil

@zoeleeofficial

@ladyblogparis

@ladyblogshanghai

@argosofficial

@adrienagrestebrandofficial

@officially-ladybug

@carapaceofficial

@julekacouffaineufficial

@rose-lavillant1

@chatblancofficial (moi)

@vesperia-the-real-bee-holder

@chloebourgeoisofficial

@lukacouffaineofficial

@marinettedesignsofficial

@duusu-peacock-kwami

@multimouseofficial

@feiwuofficial

@alyacesaireofficial

@kagamitsurugiofficial

@nothawkmothofficial

@ninolahiffeofficial

@cringecorekitty (the most popular of us all)

And the one who started it all:

@gabrielagresteofficial

These aren't all of them but all the ones off the top of my head! Please go follow my friends to get the full experience!

If you want to join us, then please do! Now that more of the miraculous are handed out we have more content for each character to cover!

There are a few inactive accounts as well that could be taken over. I have a few urls I'm willing to hand over! Just ask!

You can be a hero, a villain, a civilian, hell you can be that baby that always gets akumatized! The big break in episodes has left our numbers dwindling.

Just pop in and @ us so we know to add you to our circle!

[bugnoirofficial]

BugNoir Reporting for duty!

Not to be confused with Bugnoire the ship name.

[ldamas]

I can't wait for season 6 😫 (even tho i'm a bit scared)

Anyway here's a bugnoir fanart from few months ago 🐞🐈‍⬛

[chatblancofficial]

Hm... Just got a blog idea...

[bugnoirofficial]

:^