good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
to answer all your burning questions:
1. yes, i saved him in my phone as Eric Vehicularmanslaughter when we initially exchanged info
2. yes, i'm aware it's only manslaughter if i died. i'm a ghost, bitch. boo!
3. yes, i have hEDS
4. yes, that shit still hurts like a motherfucker
5. no, i don't remember what joke i made
6. eric was very sweet and appropriately concerned after hitting me with his car
7. he hit my body, not my car
8. i turned him down because he was very young, like young enough that i'm not entirely convinced he's old enough to buy alcohol
9. if you are one of the people in the notes saying you too would have gone for it and you're old enough to both buy alcohol and rent a car in the u.s., feel free to shoot your shot. especially if you're inexplicably wealthy and like showering ghosts with loosey goosey joints in expensive gifts
10. i understand and respect that this is a ready-made fic prompt. go forth and make your blorbos kiss. tag me if it's sambucky. i want to read that shit
