...yikes

(technically my main but I almost exclusively post from @elcucurucho)

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[heartbreakrevolver]

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[pissvortex]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

No you dont get it; in Severance, the people have jobs but they dont like it. thats what makes it so genius in a sense...

[ceilingfan5]

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL

[dragongirlsnout]

labibu death penalty

[cikero]

where are you getting these football pictures

[slitherpunk]

you can't say "check it out" these days without being in the house like carpet

[henstomper]

im serious guys im not minting any more currency tonight my inflation is really bad already *3 drinks in* hey i think i seriously love you guys. you know what? a shiny new gold coin for everyone in this applebee's tonight

[eschocat]

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time