...yikes

(technically my main but I almost exclusively post from @elcucurucho)

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[heartbreakrevolver]

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[pissvortex]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

No you dont get it; in Severance, the people have jobs but they dont like it. thats what makes it so genius in a sense...

[ceilingfan5]

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL

[dragongirlsnout]

labibu death penalty

[cikero]

where are you getting these football pictures

[slitherpunk]

you can't say "check it out" these days without being in the house like carpet

[henstomper]

im serious guys im not minting any more currency tonight my inflation is really bad already *3 drinks in* hey i think i seriously love you guys. you know what? a shiny new gold coin for everyone in this applebee's tonight

[eschocat]

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

[chaos0pikachu]

I have watched the yaoi hockey show and know what fuck y'all this some good ass shit I didn't know the Canadians swung up the streets like this, my american taxes can't even pay for my elders social security I'm pretty sure they're just funding elon musk's latest eugenics project at this point but y'alls government gives you free healthcare AND gay ass yaoi flavored big tiddy hockey dudes fucking and feeling in every fancy ass penthouse set this side of the north american continent while serving up full peaches this some good shit thank you canada hope y'all beat the mighty ducks or whatever next year and your next leader doesn't date katy perry, goodnight and be blessed

[nathanierblog]

McCalls Pikachu Plush 2512 Sewing Pattern

This thing has been out of print for like, 26 years and some of us want to make chubby classic pikachu so uh... I figure it's okay to share bc it's kinda hard to get your hands on the remaining physical copies.

Bonus points: Aelith made some embroidery/applique files for it too

McCalls Pikachu Plush P462 Sewing Pattern - Redrawn for Archiving Purposes

Remade by AeilithArt so that we could use the pattern without like, destroying it. It's not exact since it's trace, but it's p much the same

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it