Your Problematic Fav

i put the hot in psychotic <3

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there haven’t been nearly enough posts about how cool i am recently 😤

Well, sis, it's hard to post about you when you're off at college :(

Proud of u, though! Did you get that student government position you were aiming for? 🤔

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voting hasn’t happened yet :(

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asher's soft "hey, are you doing ok? hey, what happened?" and ollie's quiet "whats wrong baby?" and milo's frantic “are you hurt? what happened?” and david's firm "it's clearly hurting you so in my book, it matters. what happened?" and sam's gentle "i don't want you in pain" and vincent's worried "i'm not going to let you sit here in pain when i could do something about it" and

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Videos

Asher: Comforted By Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend

Ollie: Comfort For Family Conflict From Your Loving Boyfriend

Milo: Your Werewolf Boyfriend Finds You Having a Panic Attack

David: Comforted After a Hard Day at Work by Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend

Sam: Vampire Tends to Your Injuries

Vincent: Your Vampire Boyfriend Heals Your Injuries

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asher's soft "hey, are you doing ok? hey, what happened?" and ollie's quiet "whats wrong baby?" and milo's frantic “are you hurt? what happened?” and david's firm "it's clearly hurting you so in my book, it matters. what happened?" and sam's gentle "i don't want you in pain" and vincent's worried "i'm not going to let you sit here in pain when i could do something about it" and

[burgerkingussy]

did anyone else notice that Lasko’s stutter is improving when he talks to Dear? 👀 there’s nothing wrong with him having a stutter of course, but the difference between him frantically stuttering around his listener vs the calm, steady comfort he gives them 😫🩵🩵

i feel like it shows how comfortable he is around them and how they’re helping him work on his self-confidence 🩵🩵 my heart

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when milo said “i’m right here, i’m not going anywhere. i’m with you” and when david said "you're safe, you're with me" and when vincent said "i'm never letting you go again" and when asher said "i'm not going anywhere" and when sam said "i'm here, no matter what" and when ollie said "i'm not going anywhere, i'm right here" and when geordi said "i'm here for you, i'm here, i love you" and when

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📼 Videos

Milo: "Your Werewolf Boyfriend Finds You Having a Panic Attack"

David: "Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend Comforts You During Storm"

Vincent: "Vampire Conflict"

Asher: "Trapped In An Elevator With a Sweet Werewolf"

Samuel: "Moving In With Your Vampire Mate"

Ollie: "Cuddling and Catching Up With Your Sweet Loving Boyfriend"

Geordi: "Your Unempowered Boyfriend Tries to Comfort You"

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when milo said “i’m right here, i’m not going anywhere. i’m with you” and when david said "you're safe, you're with me" and when vincent said "i'm never letting you go again" and when asher said "i'm not going anywhere" and when sam said "i'm here, no matter what" and when ollie said "i'm not going anywhere, i'm right here" and when geordi said "i'm here for you, i'm here, i love you" and when

[burgerkingussy]

My Favorite Things From David’s Sleep Aid Audio

🌙 David kissing Angel awake (+ Angel teasing him about it)

🌙 Angel trying to stay up for David 🥺

🌙 How soft the kisses sound 🥺🥺

🌙 David’s big yawns lol

🌙 Angel offering to give David a back massage despite it being late at night already, all because he mentioned it was sore ❤️ (angel is 100% spouse material)

🌙 How soft and subtle the heartbeat was— to the point where i spent most of the audio trying to figure out if it was my heartbeat or David’s that i was hearing 😍😍

🌙 David’s soft breaths throughout the video (definitely made it feel realistic)

🌙 and his lil beard scratches 💞💞

In conclusion: Milo and Sweetheart might be winning the power couple awards, but David and Angel should prepare for a domestic couple award sweep 🤗

[burgerkingussy]

when milo said “home isn’t what’s inside these walls, it’s what’s in my arms right now; it’s you” and when ollie said “you feel like…a relief to come home to” and when david said “i’m glad you’re back, now it’s home again” and when gavin said “it’s not just a city, it’s a home…you showed me that” and when sam said “you feel like home” and when avior said “you’ve made this hell into a heaven” and when james said “you are home” and when anton said “i want to be home with you” and when

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The ✨Videos✨

Milo: Your Sweet Werewolf Lover Massages Away Your Stress

Ollie: Sleeping Next To Your Boyfriend

David: Sleepy Morning Cuddles With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend

Gavin: Cuddling Through A Storm With Your Incubus Boyfriend

Sam: Going All The Way With Your Vampire Mate

Avior: Imagining The Future With Your Demon Lover

James: Your Telepath Husband Has To Leave Tomorrow

Anton: Finally Hearing From Your Long Distance Lover Again

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when milo said “home isn’t what’s inside these walls, it’s what’s in my arms right now; it’s you” and when ollie said “you feel like…a relief to come home to” and when david said “i’m glad you’re back, now it’s home again” and when gavin said “it’s not just a city, it’s a home…you showed me that” and when sam said “you feel like home” and when avior said “you’ve made this hell into a heaven” and when james said “you are home” and when anton said “i want to be home with you” and when

[imnotaddy]

I need Caelum to reunite Cutie and Geordi NOW.

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little bro gotta job to do 👏 👏 👏

[capitalisticveins]

Vincent is pushing 45 and turned by old blood HE CAN PACK UP QUINN

[burgerkingussy]

nah cause the video of Vincent “fighting” (demolishing) Adam was so satisfying but at the same time, Sam and Darlin’ bodying Quinn was also so satisfying to hear 😩🤌

[burgerkingussy]

i was the anon who asked for the vids—thank you sm! gonna have hell of a time listening to those lmao

omg hiii i’m glad you saw the posts with them in it, i was worried since i didn’t have a way to tell you directly 😅 it was no problem 🫶🏻🫶🏻 enjoy love!!!

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i’m bored, wanna start internet drama?

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Yesssss

[burgerkingussy]

cool, brb gunna write a whole 5-minute-read post about why you should be cancelled

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vincent’s soft “it’s ok. you’re doing good. you’re doing really good. it’s ok.” and gavin’s quiet “shh, it’s alright. you’re alright. look at me, it’s ok. you’re ok.” and sam’s gentle “it’s ok. you’re going to be ok.” and avior’s thoughtful “i’ll be gentle.” and david’s hoarse “i know. it’s alright.” and milo’s whispered “that’s ok, you have nothing to be sorry for.” and

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For those curious:

Vincent’s line is from “Your Vampire Boyfriend Heals Your Injuries”

Gavin’s line is from “Comforted by an Arrogant Incubus”

Sam’s line (i’m pretty sure wasn’t able to double check 😬 sorry) is from “Vampire Tends to Your Injuries”

Avior’s line (i wasn’t able to double check this one either sorry 😭) is from “Demon Tends to Your Injuries”

David’s line is from “Comforted After a Hard Day at Work by Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend”

and Milo’s is from “Your Werewolf Boyfriend Finds You Having a Panic Attack”

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vincent’s soft “it’s ok. you’re doing good. you’re doing really good. it’s ok.” and gavin’s quiet “shh, it’s alright. you’re alright. look at me, it’s ok. you’re ok.” and sam’s gentle “it’s ok. you’re going to be ok.” and avior’s thoughtful “i’ll be gentle.” and david’s hoarse “i know. it’s alright.” and milo’s whispered “that’s ok, you have nothing to be sorry for.” and

[pearliegates]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!