i.

20s | she/her | kinda ia?¿ why fall in love when you can fall asleep

[butbrowtf]

one is a fucking menace & the other is too gay for it, goddammit

i downloaded like 262796368 episodes for this & it was so worth it 😭

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[asawanitrinitysantos]

If i had a nickel for everytime a bi man scare off their gay boyfriend Id have 2 nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[lightwolf]

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

[lightwolf]

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

[mmedemerteuil]

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

[kedreeva]

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[softwaring]

[littlegirlinvisible]

HAPPY SHANE HOLLANDER DAY, EVERYONE! • May 10, 1991

Happy 35th Birthday to hockey player Shane Hollander, husband of Ilya Rozanov, owner of the highest hockey IQ alive, better known as Mr. Landlord, Mr. Real Estate, Mr. Businessman, Mr. Lots-of-Sex. We hope you’re having an amazing day with your team, the Ottawa Centaurs, and that you’re having lots and lots of sex with your husband by the end of the night 🥰💕.

[jellyfilledeyes]

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

[l-r4inb0w]

Fic writers & fellow Ao3 users I have a question-

Do you like it/is it correct Ao3 etiquette to comment on a fic you liked even if it’s like, from 2005 and from a fandom long dead? I’ve been tossing and turning about this because I don’t wanna accidentally like, bring back middle school trauma for sonicfan420 on a random Tuesday.

[waknatious]

ALWAYS COMMENT

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[writingdose]

[vyva-melinkolya]

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

[steadynightruins]

[sinmonger]

Heated Rivalry Season 1: Sex Sells

The NSFW version of this set, requested by anon

[rozrozhollander]

What Ilya says: Hollander.

What Ilya means: #loml #sweetheart #autistic angel #hockey god #hottest man alive #literal sunshine #endearing little bilingual shit #my future husband

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.