Just Stuff

Stupid things, old and new, that I find, interesting or amusing...or not. It's stuff.

[the-introducer]

This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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[wizardarchetypes]

What’s really killing me is the storyline here. One of the friends is delighted to absolutely eviscerate him, whereas the other one looks pained. And there is a subtle overlay of Thanos’ line, “I’m sorry, Little One.”

While one member of the game revels in the destruction of his opponent, the other regrets it.  But only for a moment. Just as quickly, he begins to smile. Was the regret mocking? Or did his mask slip…. What is their history? What are their bonds? And why is one of them so gleeful to sever them? What brought them to this moment…

[tooies]

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

[amazoogle]

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

[tooies]

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

[duckdotcom]

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[feather-ball]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

[dankxsinatra]

Flooflers

[sevdrag]

WORTH SOUND

[dat-soldier]

tru facts

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Transylvania approved defense. I know Dracula was SHAKING in fear when he tried climbing through my window that night.

[milfmoder]

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

[milfmoder]

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hold on I'm gonna try this

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

[only-tiktoks]

[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[labelleizzy]

Omfg this is PRISTINE

[kshandra]

As several others have already said in the notes, this is Jerome Robbins’ “Mistake Waltz,” and it is GLORIOUS. And so much respect for the dancers, because having to do something intentionally wrong is frequently harder than trying to do it right.

[perths]

real

[loth-catgirl]

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

[neopetdestroyer]

[weirdwyvern]

LOST in that fuckin sauce

[elventhespian]

“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

[antique-scarecrow]

#dashcon if it was good

[delilahmidnight]

[yournewfriendshouse]

every one of those kids absolutely obliterated the assignment. I hope they got a prize for being awesome

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

two households both alike in dignity

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

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