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[portraitoftheoddity]

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

[findingfeather]

And this is because it would be really shit of them to open up your entire brain into hysterical Upset and then boot you out without helping you find equilibrium, but there is probably someone right after you. Just to fully articulate.

[star-anise]

Yeah exactly. When I do therapy I always keep an eye on the clock so I know when I have enough time to keep opening up big issues, vs. when I have to work on getting them back to stable so they don’t leave my office and walk straight into a wall.

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Thank fucking God holy shit

[mushroomjar]

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of a post. It says: “PSA: Your therapist is probably not looking at the clock because they hate you but because they have a question in mind and need to know if there’s time to actually deal with it.” The second image is a GIF of a woman looking at her computer screen, getting so overwhelmed with emotion that she starts nodding and crying. End ID]

[nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests]

Every medical professional keeps an eye on the clock. We’re also checking how much time has passed and if it’s time to give you a break to recuperate or if we need to overrun the schedule and by how much.

[straightboyfriend]

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[tfw-adhd]

I know some people were saying it was difficult to read with the white writing, so I made another version of the ADHD-PTSD-Depression Diagram with black writing instead!

[isabella-danielle72]

[pebblepatch]

shhhhh, the council is meeting..

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[lukegarrobane]

bonus: 

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[rylandgraces]

What the fuck is going on? What. The fuck. IS GOING ON?

Johnny Mnemonic (1995) dir. Robert Longo

[pyrogina]

you only get one day to reblog this

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[lilyrosegold]

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your life will be better and happier if u always remember to indent your cling wrap/tinfoil boxes on the sides

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my gosh u guys......you're supposed to push in the cardboard tabs on the side so the tube stays in the box, why does no one know this

[nervoushiccup-deactivated201508]

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

[silima]

did i ever tell u guys about how i spent half of my junior year doodling “grendel from beowulf but he’s a very cute baby monster” all over my homework

[silima]

more

[mattelektras]

i had the power. i had the ability. so i used it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.