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No April Foolās jokes this year.Ā Just a fool.
New year, same old fool.
fool
fool sandwich
I'm changing accounts I am now @beezgobuzzbuzz
Love between gamers
i just bought a velvet-flocked statuette of a crow wearing three delicate strands of pearls and the very gay salesperson took one look and said, "oh, i'm glad you're buying her. i love her. what's her story? where's she going? what are her plans?"
SHE!!!!
any noun can become a verb if you donāt care enough
This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence
I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK
BEAUTIFUL
you see thats why i love english
I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.
My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall
why do these make some semblance of sense šØ
Because brains donāt brain logically
Brains do brain logically! But when english doesnāt logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !
I hate that this makes sense
Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.
I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta Mór (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldnāt afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.
Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. Itās led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and weāll help back.
The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. Weāre still a million less on this island than pre famine. And itās not that long ago. My grandmotherās grandparents lived through it. Weāve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but itās because thereās that cultural memory of not being able to.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.
This is why I get so angry when people say āit was the potato famine, it was because of monoculture/microbes.ā
Nope. The potatoes were the only thing Irish people were allowed to fucking eat, because as pointed out, the rest of the crops they were growing were for their landlords to ship to England. So when the one āworthlessā crop they were allowed to eat rotted in the field, the English crown, empire, landlords, all shrugged and carried on. People starved to death lying next to productive fields.
terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her
MEOWTH IS PLAYED BY A TRANS WOMAN?? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
yes her name is maddie blaustein she voiced him for the original 4kids dub :) everybody say thank you meowth
You forgot the best part!! It was Meowth who inspired her to come out & transition!!
(full article)
i actually didnt know that part and okay. hold on. hold on a minute. thats actually one of the sweetest things ive ever heard thank you
A book crystallized in the ocean
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NO NO NO.
This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.
Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, sheās made dozens of these.
This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnoldās work. Itās literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for ācrystallized booksā and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.
TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.
Considering how many times Iāve seen the uncredited post on my dash Iām finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.
me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.
Look, I know we donāt want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isnāt just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying theyāre a billionaire.
Donāt hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because itās been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, youād break his heart if you said you WERENāT planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. theyād be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each otherās eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
ALT
So, incidentally, my experience with the movie Megamind is that I ended up watching it backwards in a hotel once when I was younger and nothing else was on. And byĀ ābackwardsā I mean, the first day I only caught the latter half of it and then it was on again the day after and I saw the first half.
That said, that one dang scene, is kind of an immortal one in my mind, because itās one that has a lot more depth than it seems to.
The part that people often miss is that right after that pithy one-liner of how the difference between a villain and a supervillain is presentation⦠that whole conversation gets context.
Because Titan makes an immediate lunge for Megamind.
And immediately gets crunched by the giant head, and stuck in that situation because Megamind just drops out of the bottom, to a waiting vehicle, and maneuvers around him to focus on the actual issue: rescuing the hostage while Titanās occupied.
That whole setup isnāt just,Ā āwatch me out-drama youā, itās showing off an actual tactical asset.
Because Megamind as a character is someone who was always, alwaysĀ motivated by getting attention. The reason why Roxanne is never afraid of being his hostage isnāt because of her unshakable faith in a rescuing hero as much as it is that she knows, ultimately, what Megamind is doing is overwhelmingly a show. His atrocities are symbolic in nature. When he actually needs to take somebody out he dehydrates them into a cube for a while. And itās not just Roxanne that calls him on this, either- Metro Manās entire retirement scheme hinged on the idea that Megamind really didnāt need someone keeping him at bay from innocent civilians, because, as weāve seen, innocent civilians really donāt have much to fear from him. Ultimately he is still, actually, just a kind of needy person desperately looking for validation and approval, neither of which can be provided by dead people.
But thatās not to say he canāt actually fight. Like any actual proper magician, he knows how to hold attention and an element of danger is how that works. Heās actually brilliant, and plenty capable of raising genuine hell.
However- heās been doing this stageshow thing for ages. Heās mastered this. Titan may have him outgunned practically in every respect- but the guy has no conceivable head for subtlety.
So the real kicker to that whole setup, is this isnāt just Megamind being Megamind for the sake of drama- this is Megamind knowing exactly how easy Titan is to bait, dangling the largest trap he could possibly conceive in front of the guy, and doing it in an unapologetically glorious manner as any true performer would.
āPresentationā is not a superpower to be overlooked.
Realising Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb is like this really makes me wonder if thereās a name for these kinds of villains who arenāt really villains.
Yeah, I thought of Heinz too. How could I not?
I feel like theyāre both in the same boat. Raised to think they were ābadā and āwrongā and āevilā for things they had no control over (Megamind growing up in a prison and being treated like he belonged there, Heinzās parents being uniformly terrible all around), then once they were adults they decided you know what, Iām gonna be evil!!! Taking the label theyād been given and embracing it.
To quote another post, āPeople by and large live up to or down to the labels we are given.ā
Neither of them felt like they had any option but to become Evil, but hoo boy were they going to put their heart and their natural talent for showmanship into performing evil. Because itās all about the presentation.
And it worked. People saw them as evil, gave them the attention they so desperately craved, and even though it was all negative at least theyād earned the hatred this time.
Iām not sure thereās a name for this as a character archetype, alas, but itās something thatās pretty relatable to a lot of peeps (as seen in that first link), and the fact that both Megamind and Heinz were redeemed at the end is important, itās a sign that you are more than the labels people assign to you, that you can be better than that.
And hey, no reason you canāt put on a good show along the way~ ;)
Iām gonna call them āTheater Evilā
This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.
Gomez is supposed to be a little gremlin of a man who is madly, madly, madly in love with his cadaverous wife. Raul Julia gets credit where credit is due for an excellent performance, but Luis Guzman exudes pure Gomez energy.
you mean to tell me gomez adams has been connecticut clark this whole time
Was it not obvious
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Tumblr wouldnāt let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it
Some Queenie fo today
iāve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before
She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated childrenās book š„ŗ
in 2020 we should start dressing like sonic underground characters
if you dont look like this then fuck you
sonic riders has some epic looks too actually
I change my mind weāre just dressing like sonic characters in general
OP Iāve found a minor flaw in this plan
I can personally assure you you arent the first person to make this comment
sonic heritage post
*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you
as opposed to
*shakes fictional character* SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUP