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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kiana Khansmith
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crying tears of joy over this photo
KÄkÄpÅ (Strigops habroptilus)
every time I share a photo of a kÄkÄpÅ and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kÄkÄpÅ on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor
If i had a nickel for every time I saw a tumblr post where someone recognized One Parrot Specifically from a photo and then proceeded to call out That Specific Parrot for various Parrot Crimes, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme
the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:
i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like itās a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room
It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
Fallout: new Vegas
So in (movie) Project Hail Mary when Grace is running trying to escape being sent to die by his friend, like⦠he gets all the way to the fence. There HAD to be people who saw him running from Strattās men. The scientists heād been working with and the friends heād made on the ship and people who KNEW him, people who saw this goofy guy who is a key part of the Project running for his life. They would then hear that he was the replacement scientist. They would have looked at the official records of the launch and see that he was put into a coma days before hand. They would know. They would know.
What would they think? Would they think heās a coward, would they think back on him with pity and regret and sadness, would some of them be angry with Stratt, or would they know exactly what had happened? Does Carl forgive Stratt, knowing it absolutely had to be done but unable to look her in the eye ever again? Ryland Grace is hailed a hero. But there are people who know what they did to that poor, cowardly science teacher, and people who know that there were no better options.
Thinking about Grace sobbing and begging with his face in the grass, knowing this will be his last memory of Earth and watching Carl do nothing to save him. Waking up and meeting Rocky and finally remembering āOh. Iām a coward.ā And wondering if the person he was before the Hail Mary died when he woke up in space.
Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis
Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate
(via @lunnefisk)
some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."
starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm
stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.
god itās so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of āromanticā and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like donāt you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?
NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e