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Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

entreri

Grace Ashcroft - Resident Evil Requiem

deceasedcardinal

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

princessdraconic

prying off an angels halo with my horns like a bottle opener

princessdraconic

the divine light forms a really nice creamy head once you pour it out of her

persephoneinthegardens

it’s funny to me that my fem cousland warden is younger than leliana and morrigan but out of the three of them she is the most prepared to fight for the women she loves…she kills flemeth as soon as morrigan wants her dead and only lets marjolaine get away because she thinks leliana has seen enough death…she might be the youngest and she might have hardly had any life experience before leaving her castle but leliana and morrigan are her family now and she won’t let anyone get away with hurting them. the same way arl howe didn’t get away with it.

ooppo

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

leidensygdom

me of late

ex0skeletal-undead

Rosalia (shewolf) and Solayne by Ami Thompson on Instagram

bowowark

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

demonadelem

natalieironside

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

snkrfnd

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

natalieironside

Thank u for sharing this with us

onion-souls

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

arbor-viridanus

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

onion-souls

I live in New York City

girlballs

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

girlballs

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

t4tvampireisms

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t4tvampireisms

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

blackcrystalball

And low-key, some of these surgeons will fuck you all the way up.

If they don't know how to work on non-European features the results could and likely will look really fucking bad. And it isn't something you can undo, you'll never really be able to go back to what you had.