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《 she/they 》 -ERROR- reanimation failed

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[markv5]

[kassavesta]

so the newest episode of gamechanger was Dante’s Inferno right?

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[gamechangershow]

hello???

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[monstersinthecosmos]

This is a really good thread.

[glompcat]

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[samreich]

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

[what-even-is-thiss]

I dug down pretty far in my Minecraft world and found a cavern that had been infected by the deep dark. Or in other words, free experience if you’re quiet enough.

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk why I even want experience because I always forget that enchanting tables exist but you know. Number go up.

Anyways I’m figuring out how to evict the warden and his ilk from my basement. I’m gonna bring the grass underground and then fill this place with pink sheep. It’s gonna be so noisy.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No wait I can also make blue sheep huh.

New plan. Underground transgender sheep farm. I’ve just gotta evict the warden first.

It’s still gonna be super noisy.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am prepared to strip the land bare to get enough dirt for my massive underground sheep farm. Complete with ominous pits.

Don’t need to wait for wolves to kill your sheep when they can just fall down a hole.

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[prinnay]

[Spectra Knight]

[sugar-petals]

wandered across my local summer festival and ai 'illustrations' are plastered everywhere. the food trucks, the amusement park, the instagram menus, posters, ads, there's no escape. what an eye sore