calotriton

i am here to cause trouble. 🦕 bio, herps, paleo. 📚 comics, prose. reblogging illustration 👅 sometimes linguistics, language learning.  🏳️‍🌈 gay things, trans lady, 30 yo

[retro-friki]

Mercury/Samaya family + textposts

Cursed ep 12 textposts under the cut:

[chaoticneutralwife]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[debelice]

Shark Enjoying some sea grass.......

[dat4l0re]

[oceanchemgirl]

Data is going to fuck shit up!!!

[datastartrek]

Data really said ‘maybe violence IS the answer’

[warmcoals]

yknow what actually it's fine for girlies to be so over the top horny and open and stuff on a silly old blogging site. the world is ending and theyre killing us. you girls have the right idea, fuck nasty and have fun while we can

[val-the-princess]

How do I get that one girl with the massive tail.

[val-the-princess]

IF YOU KNOW ANY WOMEN WITH FAT TAILS YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO INTRODUCE ME TO HER

[postoctobrist]

Do you ever think about how pornography, like science fiction, reflects modern day economic anxieties? Asking bc I just saw one where in order to stay in an Airbnb she had to wear a chastity belt and she didn’t even leave a bad review after

these days the pizza guy is too busy working for three different apps to even fuck you

[darthbob88]

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

[mjulmjul]

The old lighthouse

[demilypyro]

When I make a post about being a trans girl and there's trans dudes in my notes going "I totally get this but the exact opposite"

I am high fiving you

[demilypyro]

[cinswitch]

[ilikeit-art]

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[benignhumor]

[demilypyro]

When I make a post about being a trans girl and there's trans dudes in my notes going "I totally get this but the exact opposite"

I am high fiving you

[demilypyro]

[prokopetz]

I'm not gonna put any particular discussion on the spot here, but y'all, the reason those anti-drag bills are aimed at "any man or woman" performing "exaggerated femininity" isn't because they have a problem with cis women who enthusiastically perform their gender, or because they're not thinking shit though.

The "or woman" clause is there in order to guard against the possibility of future federal mandates obligating states to recognise legal gender changes granted by other jurisdictions. Making the language of anti-drag bills gender neutral allows them to be enforced against trans women even if the state is obliged to recognise them as women.

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[toskarin]

some of you go on here posting "I hate sieges lol" but then I see you in the embankments chowing down on that communal soup

[aokozaki]

Me, innocent siege victim: Lord above forgive me, but I hate this siege.

You, a fool: And yet you participate in being besieged, curious.

[catgirlforeskin]

If you don’t like the siege, you can just leave

[catgirlforeskin]

hey wait there’s a bunch of chicks outside with swords and stuff who stopped me from leaving, did y’all know about this

[debelice]

Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

SPACE SHARK

[nebulations]

[ID: A silent black and white video showing a whale shark swimming through black water studded with small dots of white, or bioluminescent algae. Combined with the white spots along the whale shark's entire back, the video gives the strong impression that the shark is a being swimming through space. End ID]

[eisbecherovka]

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

[rem-ir]

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

[buu-black-deactivated20190912]

@badshah-cornelius

[badshah-cornelius]

[publiusmaximum]