Calypso - Avatar of the Eye

Just an little Asexual blob. The magnus Arcives and QSMP fan. :D Is actually just a teenager that is stuck in an adults body ^^

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[calypso2511]

Others: A million tiny things that they dont even notice that they do but that annoy me regardless

Me: Half a second away from a breakdown cause i cant even say anything cause what if i do these things too? What if the others also tolerate the same million tiny annoying things that i do?

And what if those things make them happy?

I dont want them to be sad or to take their happiness away..

I feel like a terrible person because those things annoy me at all

[lobslobslobs]

* saw a post ranking tmasc noelle names and one of them was kris and it beamed an extremely funny scenario into my head when combined with the tfem ralsei changing her name to susie jokes. this is the ultimate best case scenario to me now.

[homunculus-argument]

One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.

Nobody knows how you respond to the news of someone you know having a long-wanted baby, because nobody in their right mind is having kids on purpose.

[calypso2511]

So guys, i usually never "advertise" or shoutout other peoples work like this (and hope this is Ok, lol cause idk if its annoying but,)

Billith has made a whole dammn Game on the SCP wiki!

Its really well made, functions flawlessly on mobile and is really interesting! Go check it out!

It has over 40 hours of playtime, a cast of mysterious characters, a big mystery to unravel, takes inspirations from games like "Papers please" and "No, i am not a human" specifically in its horror/surrealist themes and writing, and there is a dog too!

[lucithen-art]

New character of mine, Albus!

[crazysodomite]

This picture is killing me

Big fat abdomen flying into the sunset. A very tender and emotional moment. His antenna sticking out in a cartoony fashion. A beautiful insect caught in amber sunlight except he's so fat and fluffy it's genuinely ridiculous

[dogpuppy]

me when I’m a Big fat abdomen flying into the sunset.

[mickpin]

every time i mention wanting to put on weight to my mother she internally but very obviously panics and starts gently suggesting and/or working in her own journey to Put On Muscle Instead to guide me away from the horror that is having any fat on my body at all as if im not medically underweight. im not your horrible fat mother im your malnourished daughter you idiot. im not going to go evil once i get fat but tbh i should. i should be fat and evil

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[cjay321-0]

Link art studies I did recenty

[pepsi-maxwell]

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

[homunculus-argument]

I am operating on levels of unfathomably stupid obscure puns far beyond your comprehension.

[everythingwsnormalhere]

this is the most ive got 💀

[everythingwsnormalhere]

DID I GET IT???

[homunculus-argument]

While google translate is generally powerless against the rampant bullfuckery of the finnish language, the text you got in from somewhere is wrong, and the suggestion "suihkupää persephone patsas" are the ones that grammatically make sense. I have no idea where y'all got the randomly chopped words.

[windwardstar]

apologies to all the people listening to me ramble about fic ideas and then get excited for the ideas that never make it into the story because my outline and the finished project are essentially two different stories

[poketcg-art]

Zekrom -- AKIRA EGAWA

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[anongoaty]

literally HOW do you defeat her 😭😭

[anongoaty]

Edit: I beat her lucario :D