androgynous androids 🤤

Evelyn (he/she)

[huariqueje]

Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

[woodmeat]

child of gambino look like toro y moi if u came home after a long day took your socks off and dug him out from between your toes

[trashboat]

child of gambino

[weltenwellen]

Chen Chen, Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced an Emergency

[dahppled]

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

[charmac]

[shibvrbie]

[anglaised]

every dollar spent on a dinosaur inflatable costume or a dildo or a joker mask or a rainbow tutu or a lightsaber specifically purchased to be used as Quirky Props at protest would’ve done 100000000% more good just being sent as a donation to ur local community shelters like i said this the other day u ppl are declawed in a way thats just. girl idk. idk actually idk.

[shol-va]

"Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them." "I'll shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill."

[campcomputers]

i always thought the joke was basically the jaffa equivalent of this

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[campcomputers]

cutting my own bangs just hours before i got broken up with was crazy of me like my intuition is unmatched

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[hagiomoto]

Remember, folks.. Buddhists, Hindus and Jews can never be called religious extremists. Only Muslims are allowed that designation. And Christians too but only when they upset the yuppies!

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[pudulogy]

"i can't believe I survived a pandemic and a world War during my lifetime", "my generation is doing tik toks in the middle of a world War 😂😂"

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled