Jesus Christ, Game of Thrones writers.

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@canadagirl90
Jesus Christ, Game of Thrones writers.
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Donât get me started on Poker Night with the math students.Â
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i canât believe those werenât puns
Donât forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME
BEST POST ON TUMBLR.
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS OMFG
HEREâS THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello youâd get connected to them, so I just launch right into my âHarvard University and NPR blah blah blahâ thing and then thereâs this long pause and I think the personâs hung up even though I didnât hear a click
And then I hear âyou shouldnât be able to call this number.â
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we arenât selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
âNo, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.â
I explain that itâs randomly generated and Iâm very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
âMaâam, this is a matter of national security.â
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
This is my new favourite story.
When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified.
There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server.Â
The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors.Â
During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. âThis is a holdover from the cold war.â They said. âIt isnât going to come up, but hereâs the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.â
So my third night there, itâs around 2am and thereâs a ringing sound.Â
I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.
So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken byâŠ
âUh⊠Is Shantavia there?â
It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporationâs command center in the mid-west United States.
Thereâs another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying âI think you have the wrong number, maâam.â and Iâm standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.
The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring.Â
These are my two favorite stories
IT GOT BETTER
I SALUTE YOU, RED PHONE PERSON
I needed this laugh
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŠ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŠ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŠ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŠâŠ.
You guys are fucking silly
and Iâm gonna prove it!
Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-
I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, itâs positively appal-
IT GOT BETTER.
Pokemon Bank was released over a year ago. It allowed users to store up to 3,000 Pokemon and has been a great tool to many players. However, to keep this service available long term, thereâs a small fee that users have to pay. For $4.99, users got a 365 day pass to use the Bank. When it was first released, everyone was given the chance to get a 30 day free trial pass to use it.Â
Itâs been almost 395 days since Pokemon Bank has been available, which means that if you were one of the players who got the free trial and then renewed your pass, itâs about to expire. To renew your pass, just log into Pokemon Bank and if your pass has less than 14 days left, you will be asked if you would like to purchase a new pass.
I would like to remind you all to either renew your Pokemon Bank pass or withdraw all your Pokemon as soon as possible. If your pass does expire, you still have a set amount of time to renew your pass or withdraw your Pokemon before you lose all your Pokemon (stated in the Pokemon Bank FAQ).
Also, Pokemon Bank is giving the Johto Starters with their Hidden Ability to users who log in and use the Bank, so now is a better time than ever to check out your Pokemon Bank.
This will be my final reminder to all you fellow Pokemon trainers out there, so please donât forget to check out your Pokemon Bank.
THE FEELS
Cross Whedonverse universal slayer theory (taken from x and separated so it actually shows on your dash)
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dead*
YOU CANT MAKE ME LIKE THIS
YOU CANT
MUSTâŠFIGHTâŠ
WHOA
Headcanon HELLA accepted.
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
me: fuck
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit
video game:Â *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me:Â here it comes
Video Game: Controller starts vibrating
Me: WHATâS COMING WHAT IS IT
Viewers of Saturday Night Live spans several generations from the Baby Boomers to Generation X all the way to whatever you call the little dummies who are live tweeting this right now instead of watching it.
Tina Fey on Weekend Update / âSNL 40th Anniversary Specialâ (via nimhworks)
Dan Aykroyd and Laraine Newman in Super Bass-O-Matic â76 in 1976 and Super Bass-O-Matic 2150 in 2015
Iâm just gonna let the world figure this out
what
mylifebyjake
legend milk legend cow legend moo legend skim legend ???
Oh My God
Wait for itâŠ
Idgi
IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs
are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me
Iâm too short for this shit
me trying to reach anything ever (via my-name-is-void)
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it a sheep
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesnât say ânever eat soggy weetbixâ to figure out the order of the compass
In my school it was ânever ever smoke weedâ and look what the majority of us ended up doing.
Ours was ânever eat soggy wheatâ
itâs just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions⊠but as a cat
theyâre not for you⊠theyâre for ME