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Love Begins
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
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Andulka

Product Placement
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@canniestwhale
Flip your phone upside down
This will always be my one of my favorite videos.
When my daughter asks me why I named her Rhony I’ll just show her this video
I love hereditary
all 5 of them are having a completely different experience and conversation
He killed it
I just wish someone would have joined in tho
But the fact that no one did, made the video that more amazing
Legend
I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song
Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha
What about Allstar, great for every occasion
All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?
I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree
I come prepared for this discourse
this literally changed my mood 180°
IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS
<3_<3
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”
*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”
Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
this is triggering
This still fucking cracks me up
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care
Reblog if you need this energy
🤑🙏🏾💰💹💱💸📬💳
Big energy
MONEY COME TO MAMA
every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s
and every time we kiss I swear I can fly
WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK