Unfortunately those are very rareā¦
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@cannotfixstupid
Unfortunately those are very rareā¦
Agreed.
Let's take this post at its least generous implication of what it suggests. You:
Stalked a thread to find someone you deemed worthy of bullying.
They had a paraphilia they were willing to try and approach someone about, possibly to get it off their chest.
You stalked that person and dug up their secret, breaching the idea of the thread. Posted it publicly. Shamed him, and mocked a failed relationship in public.
They were admitting the secret, which could mean they see that it is an issue. The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.
You shamed this person in public for it. What are the odds they will want to talk to anyone, including a therapist, about fixing this issue, now? They are going to be less trusting of all of humanity, including therapists. I know because I was mocked for anxiety issues and was very unwilling afterward to get help. I felt unfixable. Like a freak.
You did this person a disservice by shaming him publicly, stalking him, and making the interaction personal.
You did yourself a disservice by surrendering to cruel abuse of another person.
You did the world a disservice by making it a less trusting place, where people are less comfortable trying to come clean.
This is nothing to be proud of.
Donāt scroll past this.Ā Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyoneĀ knows thatĀ āthat breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.ā Hereās how Kylie is doing today.
(If youāre not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)
This could save a life!
please boost this
Stay healthy!
PLEASE Reblog This and save a life!ā¦
its the check yo titty committeeĀ
stay healthy
give me strength
Psssst. It's "aging" as well as "nag," "gain," and "gin"
The bonus word is āgangā
Itās holiday season and (I know youāve seen it coming) we will learn today why our āreaper-doggoā was abandoned. Adopt - but be considerate. Have a lovely time everyone
This is important. Dogs are not something to take and get bored of. No pet is.Ā
Itās that time again to remind everyone that Salvation Army contributes to anti-LGBT groups and literally murdered a transgender woman.
Give your money to an organization that isnāt discriminatory.
How did theyĀ āliterally murderā a trans woman? Genuinely curious, @dovewithscales, because fuck the Salvation Army.
Some years ago a Salvation Army shelter threw a homeless trans woman named Jennifer Gale out during extreme winter weather and she died.Ā
They acted in a way in which any reasonable person would expect there to be a significant chance she would die as a result. Even if they didnāt expect that outcome or had legitimate reasons for their actions it would be negligent homicide or manslaughter.Ā
The fact that itās unreasonable to say it wasnāt the expected/intended outcome would make it second degree murder.
Someone else in the comments already posted an article on it.
Thank you for the information. Theyāre even worse than I thought they were and thatāsā¦really saying something. Poor woman.
@slime-boyfriend
@dovewithscales
In the wake of the untimely death of perennial City Council candidate and gadfly Jennifer Gale, public sympathy with her homelessness ā she died, of yet unconfirmed causes, while sleeping outside Wednesday night, Dec. 18 ā has led to misleading speculation about the circumstances of her death.
A Burnt Orange Report blog posting by Karl-Thomas Musselman quoted an email from Marti Bier (aide to City Council Member Randi Shade) describing Gale as a ātrans[gender] woman living in a transphobic society,ā and therefore with ānowhere ⦠to go to protect herself from the cold [last] night.ā
Bierās sympathetic rumor had become conventional wisdom by Thursdayās Council meeting, and a subsequent press release by Equality Texas was headlined in part, āHer death can be directly attributed to lack of shelters accepting of transgender homeless.ā
In fact, a somewhat embarrassed Bier says now, thatās not true. She says she had confused a story sheād heard about another transgendered womanās bad experience at a local shelter with Gale, and that she has since contacted both the Salvation Army and the Austin Resource Center for the Homeless, and learned that both shelters do what they can to accommodate all homeless people, regardless of gender status although they do have to adjust accommodations to particular circumstances. āI think I was trying to call attention to the problem of trans women accessing services,ā Bier said.
Although weāre still inquiring, there is in fact currently no evidence that Gale was ever refused shelter, or indeed that she had ever requested it.
https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2008-12-19/gale-rumor-untrue/
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Salvation Army also has turned away families with teenage sons because theyāre too old to be placed with the women and children (because he might be a rapist) but too young to go in the adults section with grown men (because they might try to rape him or something): https://www.yahoo.com/news/teen-girls-are-welcome-at-salvation-army-shelter-104255917956.html
The family in this story were going to sleep in their car in 18F weather, however a group of police officers rescued them and took them to a hotel. The hotel comped the room and the cops bought them fresh food so they could have healthy meals. Eventually the Salvation Army did take the family in but the teenaged son had a mental breakdown because he thought it was his fault that the SA wouldnāt take them and he had to go to a mental facility for treatment.
A family in Johnson City, TN, found this out recently when, on a freezing cold night, they asked the organization for shelter.
Supposedly the SA was supposed to reconsider their policies about refusing room and board to teenaged boys but I have not seen any indications theyāve done so.
Good Lord
Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, itās INSANE.
The dude got arrested once before this for using a painterās extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didnāt cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first timeāwhich he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citationsāthe yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.
When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriffās Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in Americaās flat out fucking ballsiestĀ āfuck youā to the gubmint Iāve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guyāhis name is Stephen Ruth by the wayāstarted GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!
As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand⦠The local station,Ā āNews12ā³, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.Ā Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, heās been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy thatās out for his blood. This guy isnāt Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.
Jesus. The fuck, New York?
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like youāre being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so donāt fucking go through if youāre going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ājokeā.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didnāt only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ādiedā for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if Iād moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the āmonstersā but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
Itās not even October but Iām still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
Yeahā¦your director may want to consider reblocking
We donāt have a director? Or blocking??? Itās a haunted house bro, not a play
Reblogging for relevance-
I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, weāre one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.Ā
We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of āfunnyā teenagers. In my several years working there, Iāve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked,Ā bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.
Thereās a position half-way through the house we call āPsych Wardā, and itās essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who Iām going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since weāve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone whoās been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.
HeĀ paidĀ to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.
There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be āfunnyā.Ā
I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. Weāre instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.
We wouldnāt come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be āfunnyā. Donāt come to our job and do that to us!
I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying ādonāt fucking beat up actorsā
I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny.
I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop.
Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK.
Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors.
THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY.
Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.
WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.
THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.
Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit
Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so hereās an added psa:
If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up āplease do not scare me i am too anxious / scaredā and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.
We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.
Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.
We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.
Thank you and have a spooky fall š»ššš
Iā¦I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.
I mean they should know youāreā¦justacting.
jesus christā¦
I donāt even do haunted houses (Iām one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool.
Hey guys itās that time!!
You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared!
As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?!
Please donāt attack workers for doing their jobs.
It's sad this even has to be said.
not stupid: save a life
They left out the thousands of entries where a āstrange manā was reported and determined to be the UPS guy.
Rich folk really are something else.
imagine being THAT lazy of a parent.
To be fair. Imagine educating them, and them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?" Then them asking "why?" The them asking "why?"
We need to have a nomination forĀ āStupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believedā and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, Iām putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelledĀ āBerenstain Bearsā wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I canāt decide which is more beautiful. Itās why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
Weāre getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
āBitch, Thatās the Tubby Custard Machineā (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someoneās arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the āwe are killing the earthā picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
āTequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you likeā
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
ālisten here, cumslut.ā
I canāt believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
this is like staring directly into the sun during an eclipse
amazing. more news like this, please
He killed himself based purely on accusations and youre⦠supporting that? In the name of feminism? And youre proud of that?
First of all cheering on suicide itself is bad, regardless of what someone did or didnt do. But youre doing so based on mere accusations that were not proven.
Men have killed themselves off of false accusations for years. Especially when it is something they see as ruining their lives.
And you, with no actual proof that it happened, are supporting suicides based on mere accusations. And based on your other #radfem posts, itās almost surely because you hate men.
I hope the OP gets hit by a truck.
Shit like this is why I treat feminism like a terrorist group. They have always wanted people to die and they never been shy about it. Some have acted on your word and I sincerely believe that if given the chance others would too.
I would like to see it
Finally a fresh fucking take on the Joker.
Iām not usually drawn to DC stuff, but Iād be interested in maybe reading or watching this.
Fucking called it!
Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
So basically these people are fine with a female version of the Joker who does all the same exact shit as the male version except she isnāt really a villain, sheās just an anti-villain who goes around doing evil shit!
Also, there was a Joker that was female! It was Bruceās mom.
It was an AU where Bruce died, but his parents survived, and they handled their traumas differently. The father became Batman. The mother became The Joker. She was literally driven insane because someone murdered her child. The father took to vigilante justice to keep this from happened to others.
This fucking āshe went insane bc people told her to smileā undermines that fact. Sheās the only Joker, imo, that is redeemable. It was a concept idea that did well with its take. None of the other Jokers are redeemable, nor will they ever be. That is why we like them. The reason I, personally, like the AU is because it took two people who suffered the same exact thing, and showed how differently they dealt with it.
I prefer a traumatized couple coping in their different ways over the death of their child over āsomeone told me to smile so I went insane and killed themā.
This image will ALWAYS break my fucking heart.
Oh, also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9w8Ke-ETIs
A female clown that fights against a nonexistent patriarchy, fights a nonexistent wage gap and loses her shit over a non-issue like being told to smile by āuwu bad mennā.
Soā¦..a radical feminist?
Imagine thinking getting told to smile more is a strong justification for a descent into madness and criminality. Imagine thinking that would be an empowering message for women.
So can I shoot EVERY feminist who wants to tell me how to sit? #fuck-your-man-spreading
You donāt want no one telling you smile donāt tell me how to sit.
Sitting on my nuts hurts way more than smiling.
The gif wasnt directed towards you lol
I figured as much. I was just stating a fact
The color blue is for jews and jews alone
The only blue lives that matter are the lives of Jews and thatās facts!!!
I'm not a cop, but you are arrogant and dumb. Jewish people do matter, but cops do as well.
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how āsmoothā sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because itās so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. ⦠In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8Ā https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basicsĀ ))
Buddy. Itās smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you donāt know how to read?
this post is transcendent
Youāre thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: IāM A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, Iām thinking of sharks.
Source: Iām a superior marine biologist