ojsan

yes hello. art, inspiration, personal stuff, memes and your regular trash posting happens here. i forget to tag reblogs all the time but whatchu gon do i am an old and tired millennial and i can't wait for the end

[twinsfawn]

how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

[applecidersstuff]

Mag ep 63, John to Melanie:

“I’m sorry to hear [Ghost Hunt UK split up]. I noticed you weren’t updating anymore.”

Mag ep 81, John to Georgie and vice-versa:

A: What’s this one about?

G: Oh, I’m trying to find some new angle on the Ancient Ram Inn.

A: I thought there’d already been a What the Ghost on that?

G: No. No, you’re thinking of every other hacky, ghost podcast.

[...]

A: You wouldn’t believe me.

G: Do you even listen to my podcast? [...]

The implications that John, the biggest sceptic of the show, listens to ghost shows, and does it openly, is something I never quite realized I needed

Can you imagine him just having it in the background while he works?

[drchucktingle]

as we trot forward i strongly believe human creation will be preferred, but i also think the battle against slop will take EFFORT. more than ever, artists will survive based on YOU making a conscious choice to support them. that is why PREORDERS MATTER

so i am coming to you directly, without pretending im TOO COOL TO ASK. i am saying 'hey bud, if you want to support the art and artists that you like there actually IS something you can do.' in this case, preorder my book FABULOUS BODIES or come out to the summer tour

i know it takes TIME to make an order, and yes MONEY is tight these days (consider an order from your library if this is a problem) all i am asking for is one moment of BREAKING through the routine to say 'okay, i am going to support this human art' LETS TROT

PREORDER FABULOUS BODIES HERE

Fabulous Bodies

From Chuck Tingle, USA Today bestselling author of Bury Your Gays, comes Fabulous Bodies, a supernatural joyride where Drive meets Beetlejui

[romehbo]

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

[beemovieerotica]

was literally just thinking to myself "wow it's so weird i'm having salmon for dinner tonight and neither of the cats is stalking me and trying to steal my plate" and then i looked up

[importantpics]

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[todaysbird]

im. im sorry. the Who

[gr3y-heron]

oh hey I wonder why they're called demon ducks maybe I'll just look them up and-

ah right okay

[hylianengineer]

This is... a peer reviewed publication. From the University of Copenhagen.

Professionals are calling these things the Demons Ducks of Doom, which is fair because the other options are "Bullockornis" or "bull bird." What terribly boring words for such an interesting creature.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[sincenewyorks]

at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[thetenderpassion]

[erlinblake]

A little something something for the trish lovers ⭐

[daisanfar]

i LIVE for analyzes like this bc i really love seeing what others think about details i didn't even intend to put there 😭 and it gets a whole new meaning...... luv it..........

[cakeebly]

HEY ITS ME, IAGO!!

Griffon’s voice reminded me of this clip

I’m currently on my first playthrough of DMC5 (~ Mission 8 or 9) :) I’m really liking it, I love Nero’s gameplay

[daisanfar]

yeah they're not hugging it all out for dante