Capran Shores

Welcome to Capran Shores, a beach full of driftwood painted with funny little pictures and words that others set adrift. He/him/fae/faer 31yo, 18+ only please!

[capraclysm]

Hello All! I'm Capra!

This is mostly for my own reference to maintain consistency but I'm making an effort to tag all my posts now. So I will keep a list here of some common tags I use and what they refer to. In addition to these tags, I'll also tag a few related words to help search.

Funny - a post primarily meant for laughs

Serious - a serious discussion topic

Learnin' - a tag for fun facts, trivia, and useful knowledge

Meme - a post using a meme template of any kind of referencing a meme

Image - a post primarily containing images

Text post - a post primarily containing text

Screenshot - a post primarily containing screenshots

Meta - a post about blogging / Tumblr

Art - Visual Art I admire!

Poetry - poetry I admire!

Prose - Cool stories and prose!

Video - Video content I enjoy!

Lbgtqia - any post talking about the relevant communities

Religion - posts involving religion. While I'm an inclusive heathen, this tag will include posts containing discussions of any of the world's faiths.

Traditional Games - Content about meat-space games

TTRPG - Tabletop RPG content

TTWG - Tabletop Wargames

[batgirlteeth]

hey, trans girl whos looking to be more social! self-deprecation wont make u more relatable and funny i assure you! if you want people to like you, theyll be drawn to the qualities you like about urself! and you dont have to apologise for you presence anymore babe, youre allowed to be here. people will want you around if you want to be around yourself. youve gotta be your own best friend

[batgirlteeth]

hey if your first instinct is to say that this is wrong and youre not worthy of love at all, this post is aimed directly at you. continuing to self-deprecate in a public forum isnt going to make you feel better in the short term or the long term, its just going to make it even harder to pull yourself out. say something nice about yourself for me okay? no matter how small

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[homunculus-argument]

Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.

[sexboobomb]

I only need one, not three: “neurodivergent”

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

(to the tune of "Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man")

ZERO-DAY GOOGLE ABANDONWARE

[capraclysm]

Call me USB fan service cybercafe

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Squick

Squick is a noble word. It recognizes and honors your own personal taste while recognizing and honoring that your personal taste does not dictate morality.

I wish we used it more.

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[wizardarchetypes]

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

[wizardarchetypes]

Thank you for bringing this up! Many hand sanitizers and household cleaners proudly claim to "Kill 99.99% of germs."

In fact, this does not mean that the product kills 99.99% of all germs known to exist.

It means that, during product testing in a controlled environment, the product killed 99.99% of the germs it was specifically tested against. As you might imagine, Lysol isn't testing its kitchen disinfectant spray against millions and millions of unique microbes.

In the U.S., labeling laws usually require that companies actually identify somewhere else on the label which germs are being tested and killed. Next time you see a "kills 99.99% of germs" label, check out the rest of the label, and you'll find the small print which specifies that it kills 99.9% of one type of flu, or Covid, or E. Coli, etc. This is why many labels even include an asterisk, i.e.: "Kills 99.99% of Germs!*" Look for the companion asterisk elsewhere on the label for more info.

There are different kinds of germs, like Viruses; Bacteria, Fungi, and Protozoans.

The way we kill these germs to prevent infections varies based on the germs' structure. Essentially, we need different "weapons" (cleaning methods) to fight different microbes. A product that kills Flu Viruses and E. Coli can't necessarily destroy Norovirus or Giardia.

No product is effective against every type of germ, even common germs which regularly cause illness in households and communities.

Hand washing is effective against more germs, not only because it can destroy germs which hand sanitizer cannot, but because it simply washes them off your hands.

More on the many personal, community, & global benefits of hand washing.

[capraclysm]

Also! Hand sanitizer kills the germs but it doesn't mechanically remove detritus so you've still got tons of albeit, germ free, shit particles (yours and others) on your hands. There may not be germs in them but the poo is still there so like... Give em a wash eh?

[kaijuno]

[capraclysm]

🎶And I am coots made of boncrete🎶

[porcelain-rob0t]

every good franchise needs to have a diva named Pearl

[capraclysm]

You forgot a few!

[farmgf]

[dehydratedbunny]

just like a cokey cola......

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

just like a cokey cola......

[friendly-neighborhood-gambler]

is just like cokey cola…

[yaoiboypussy]

Just like a cokey cola…..

[thesmolbutknowingclown]

just like a cokey cola…

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

Just like a cokey cola...

[lebos9876]

Just like a cokey cola...

[retirededgelord]

Just like a cokey cola...

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Just like a cokey cola...

[vampire-bat-boy-inactive]

Just like a cokey cola...

[i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears]

Just like a cokey cola...

[2ws2ls]

Just like a cokey cola...

[systemdeez]

Just like a cokey cola...

[john-liberal]

Just like a cokey cola…

[empress-of-dark2005]

Just like a cokey cola…

[corpsegirl-sarah]

Just like a cokey cola......

[arch-user]

Just like a cokey cola...

[capraclysm]

Just like a cokey cola...

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ct-5757]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[thanook]

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

[wizardchicken]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[capraclysm]

Tomorrow is Halloween!

[sacred-portal]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Geomorphic dungeon tutorial

Geomorphs are essentially little bits of dungeon that fit together in any orientation, and they're probably one of the most fun things I've ever messed around with when it comes to TTRPG mapping.

They're great to make when the blank page seems too intimidatong because a little 10x10 bit of a dungeon is a smaller commitment than a full dungeon, you can make them in a couple minutes, and if you get into the habit of drawing one or two every once in a while you'll soon build up a big library you can use to make dungeons of any size.

So here's how to make 'em.

Draw a 10 by 10 square. Place entrances on the 3rd and 8th square of every side

(You can actually do any size as long as all entrances are the same distance from the corner)

Draw a bit of a dungeon however you want. Not all entrances need to be accessible from each other, some can even be dead ends.

Optionally, draw some 5x10 and 5x5 ones to close off edges and corners.

Draw a lot of them

When you have a full page, cut them

(I store mine in ziploc bags to avoid losing them)

Assemble them! If you placed the entrances correctly, they should fit together no matter how you place them or rotate them.

You can ever stagger them like bricks

Then, transfer it to a more permanent medium (redraw it or just take a picture)

Here are some more examples of dungeons I've made using my geomorph set:

[capraclysm]

Fun bonus tip. Glue the full sheet to a piece of a cereal box (like one side cut off the box) before you cut them apart! It'll make them extra sturdy little tiles.

[kiwimintlime]

I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

[largishcat]

discourse over shipping the two guys in the mariner’s revenge song by the decemberists but it focuses entirely on the fourteen year age gap and anytime anyone tries to bring up how that one guy fucked the other guy’s mom, gave her syphilis, and stole all her money, leading directly to her tragic death and the titular mariner’s lifelong quest for revenge, they seamlessly pivot into arguing over if actually the mom was in the wrong for fucking an eighteen year old

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.