Capricorny's blog

Dream Team | Hermitcraft shipper | 26 | he/him | 

[capricorny-c]

[studentlifeproblems]

[mauxanhduong]

[image description: a tweet by user @/CHIPANIMUS that reads “What happens in your head when you do 27 + 48? PLEASE respond I’m tryna see something”. end id.]

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[kosherrobot]

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

[sushinfood]

AMEN.

[newwavefeminism]

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

[bluegrasskitty]

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

[angrybooklady]

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

[reighost]

Reblogging to save a vag.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

[monasoffspring-deactivated20240]

Damn y'all #saveavag

[alphacrone]

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

[alphacrone]

based on the tags of this post, i’m thinking we all need kitschy signs for our kitchens that say LIVE LAUGH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW

[busty-shackleford]

Damn somebody put this into words

[c-rotten-candy]

literally the only reason im not covered in tattoos is bc i cant afford it. its just really important for me that you all know that my best, ideal self would be covered in tattoos.

[andysambrg]

INDUSTRY BABY

LIL NAS X

[peppermintquartz]

[relaxxattack]

i dont know why red festival execution discourse is happening again, but. my opinion was and always will be: i don’t care that techno initially killed tubbo, it wasn’t his fault and he tried his best in that situation. however he didn’t actually treat tubbo with respect, remorse, or even an apology afterward. i don’t hold it against him that he was put in a difficult spot and made a hard choice, but i am mad he was never sorry about it.

[wolfythewitch]

Shhhh y’all saw nothing

[thundergrace]

My sister, who I live with, thought she couldn't get the vaccine because she doesn't have insurance.

We're not really used to "free".... spread the word.

[pandasrawesomest]

It depends where you go too. I tried to sign up at CVS and it said "free with insurance"

[scaryterryj]

In the US they are not allowed to charge an individual for this vaccine. They are allowed to bill your insurance. Whether you have insurance or not, you will not pay anything.

[drst]

THERE WILL BE A QUESTION ON THE REGISTRATION ABOUT INSURANCE YOU DO NOT NEED TO FILL IT OUT.

When I registered there was a page for insurance information. We were instructed just to put “no insurance” and keep going.

[jumbof]

Everyone should know this.

[startrekgifs]

It is FREE please get it!

[elfwreck]

My family got their shots at four different places. All free. (We're in a big city; we went to the signup website and grabbed whatever was available next.)

[strifesolution]

SCAR 😭😭😭

[aphroditestummyrolls]

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

[aphroditestummyrolls]

If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.

[roastedmoose]

I’ve had this post on insta saved for sometime ❤️

[urban-bike-cryptid-deactivated2]

[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]

[vickytokio]

Rebloging for the awareness and especially for the alternative words

[anarchopuppy]

And so people who are just learning this now know the proper usage: “Inuit” is plural. The singular is “Inuk”, as in “he is an Inuk”

[gemisgreat]

ssssssssssssssssshit

[kitten-kin]

[sarahthecoat]

<3

[juniper-tree]

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

[kitten-kin]

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

[valkyrien]

@frozensnares

Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

[kitten-kin]

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633

Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358

[atlinmerrick]

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

[owlinautumn]

IT GOT BETTER

[alltheusernameiwantistaken]

Where’s the lemon buffet

[kitten-kin]

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.

[clarasimone]

This has me in stitches !!!!! LOL ah mon dieu, woo, I needed that :-) Thanks @lodessa

[probablynothumanish-deactivated]

@ashensanity

[izhunny]

Literal FANFIC art. Art of FANFIC. I love this so much!

[marblesarelost]

This is amazing & I love it.

[redwinterroses]

RIGHT okay so if anyone else out there in the mineblr community has the same problem I do of “I want to build a cool survival base but I have no inspiration and I’m tired to just following tutorials–”

Have I got a gift for you.

This mansion generator will use procedural generation to randomly give you a house – complete with 3D model AND floorplan. You can customize it based on how many floors you want, how big, regional style, what kind of roof, how many outcroppings, etc.  

I am 100% going to use this to inspire my next survival build.

[conarcoin]

actually im curious everyone link what mcyt videos you find the funniest personally

[planetquest]

we can only fish in this minecraft world

minecraft but its pokemon

rlcraft but we're drunk

beating the wither in bedrock edition

slimecicle & grizzly vs cuphead

the funniest minecraft video ever (the birth of church prime)

schlatt and wilbur talk about hot pockets for 15 minutes

minecraft but we can't say the letter e

[aroaceacacia]

the worst future smp stream and the best future smp stream

the hermitcraft april fools 2017 video

the time scicraft and docm77 looked through the bizarre and cryptid "drocs" (or "doc in crocs") tumblr account on stream

joe hills dying in lava while delivering 54 diamond blocks to another player

[capricorny-c]

minecraft but every 5 minutes the sea level rises (ft jschlatt)

minecraft’s morph mod is very funny

skyblock: potato war 1, 2, and 3

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa *splash*

jack manifall off bridge

absolutely ruining a $36,000 minecraft tournament 

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Hermitcraft Music Guessing Game!!!! (answers under the cut) btw you don’t need the exact name of the song if you don’t know it. just “*hermit*’s intro music” or “*hermit*’s timelapse music” or whatever is okay :)

you can play along by yourself or share your score! hope everyone has fun with it :D unsure about anything? toss me an ask :)

ANSWERS:

1) Scar’s timelapse music Howling

2) Grian’s S7 timelapse music Block by Block

3) Mumbo’s S6 outro music

4) Tango’s intro music

5) Grian’s S7 timelapse music Free Tonight

6) Tango’s outro music

7) Wels’s timelapse music

8) Cleo’s outro music

9) Impulse’s S6 intro music

10) Grian’s S8 intro music

11) Bdubs’s S8 intro music

12) Ren’s intro music

bonuses:

b1) Griandance

b2) Tango’s stream intro music

b3) Impulse’s stream intro music

[capricorny-c]

Damn, I got quite a few wrong but these were my guesses

1. Scar’s timelapse

2. Grian’s timelapse

3. Mumbo’s old outro :’(

4. Tango’s intro

5. Someone’s timelapse, can’t figure out who though

6. xB’s intro

7. Wels’ timelapse

8. Idk but it has Keralis vibes (probably an intro)

9. Impulse’s intro

10. No idea but it’s familiar

11. Don’t recognize 

12. Ren intro!